captain_jtkirk: (mirror kirk - my laugh is an evil one)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-10 06:53 pm

.052 - Video Post

[This is very clearly addressed to McCoy but still PUBLIC So you all know how serious he is.]

I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...

[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.

And he's back to business.]

I made a new game for us.

[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts and jizz in her hair the like.

Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]

If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.

[THE END.]


[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3

PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.

EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]

[Private to McCoy... if that's okay :)]

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Doctor Leonard McCoy, please don't go. We need you to take care of the patients until this flood is over. We'll send security, something, anything. I implore you not to leave me here, alone, to take care of our wounded.

Please.
Edited 2010-01-11 02:03 (UTC)

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Even if we get her back Kirk won't stop until he gets what he wants.

Listen to me, Mahoney and an inmate named Nathan Wallace can take care of who we have at the moment, call them if there's an emergency. Mahoney's already keeping the Infirmary safe, is she needs help Wallace can manage.

[Private] Phew, this has me a bit emotional!

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
We could

I don't know him but

What if I just


Can't we subdue him? Kidnap him and keep him in an empty cabin? You don't have to do this. We can discuss it. It's too much, Doctor. You don't have to do this.

[Private] this flood is intense :<

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Inara, even if we subdue him or stop him he'll try again. The man's a god damned genius with both Spock and Uhura at his beck and call. If he's thwarted he's just going to do something worse - the next time around it will be Shego's head on a pike.

Take care of things in hide out, we're dropping like god damned flies.

[Private] I'm sensing a Big Damn Hero moment coming this week c:

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
We're not abandoning you.