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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-10 06:53 pm

.052 - Video Post

[This is very clearly addressed to McCoy but still PUBLIC So you all know how serious he is.]

I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...

[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.

And he's back to business.]

I made a new game for us.

[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts and jizz in her hair the like.

Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]

If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.

[THE END.]


[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3

PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.

EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy eyed him warily, keeping his place out of sheer stubbornness more than anything else. Whatever he was expecting to come out of the man's mouth that wasn't it, eyes widening a fraction in surprise.]

And how do you want it to be? [He asked, pulling slightly to the side.]
Edited 2010-01-13 09:07 (UTC)

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kirk followed him when he tried to move away, a smirk playing at the corners of his lips.]

"I'd tell you to guess if you weren't so bad at it."

[He grabbed onto McCoy's chin and dug his fingers into one of the wounds there.] "Don't you want the Empire gone, doctor?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[McCoy's brow furrowed as Kirk's fingers reopened the wound on his jaw, taking a moment to try and slap his grip away.]

There's an old saying back home about going with the evil you know rather than the evil you don't. If the Empire is just going to be replaced with a new, more ruthless Alexander then no, I'd rather it destroy itself. It will one day, all empires fall.

spam - why the hell are you still awake?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're right. It is going to fall and I'm going to be there to pick up the pieces and I'm going to prove you and the history books wrong. My empire's going to last. You know me, McCoy. You know that I thrive on accomplishing the impossible."

[He tightened his grip on McCoy's chin when the doctor tried to slap it away.] "I feel like this should go without saying but if you pass this conversation on to anyone, I won't save you a second time."

spam - I got up at 7. fucked up right?

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[McCoy watched him closely. For the first time he was really seeing something of Jim in his counterpart, that insatiable need to win.] You can't live forever Kirk, as stubborn and bullheaded as you are this 'empire' of yours is doomed just like the rest. [Sure he believed Jim could do it, in any reality for that matter, but there were natural laws and movements that even Jim Kirk couldn't influence.]

Don't you mean spare? [He spat out, eyes narrowing.] Why the hell did you tell me if there was even a chance I would?

spam - I wasn't even up that early

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"To see if you would," [Kirk said cheekily, looking smug.] "See how much that heart of yours bleeds because of me."

spam - life is hard ok. normal sleeping hours. idk what to do about that

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not because of you. [McCoy scowled at the smug look.] That's some damn gamble on your part. [Even if Kirk was basically right. Besides maybe T'Pol McCoy had no intention of telling Spock or Uhura, the only two people who could truly use it against him. Maybe he wanted to believe Jim would make something better.]

And where does your crew fit in to your grand master plan?

spam - you are not on a normal sleep schedule. You were up til 3

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not really that much of a gamble." [Since he'd kill McCoy and his crew and anyone else that cared if McCoy told anyone. And he'd go after their families and friends and he was sure they all knew that.

Which is why no one would really care if they were smart.]

"If they have a problem with it, I'll kill them. And they know that."

spam - eh. normal for me at least.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
They're not part of your grad ploy? [McCoy asked, pushing away from Kirk again now that he had the chance.]

spam - your life is sad

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Everyone outlives their usefulness sometime." [Kirk cast a glance over his shoulder at Shego and then back at McCoy.]

"You have two minutes to get her and yourself out of here before I change my mind and kill you."