captain_jtkirk | .052

[This is very clearly addressed to McCoy but still PUBLIC So you all know how serious he is.]

I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...

[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.

And he's back to business.]

I made a new game for us.

[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts and ~~jizz in her hair~~ the like.

Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]

If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.

[THE END.]

[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3

PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.

EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]

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"To see if you would," [Kirk said cheekily, looking smug.] "See how much that heart of yours bleeds because of me."

Not because of you. [McCoy scowled at the smug look.] That's some damn gamble on your part. [Even if Kirk was basically right. Besides maybe T'Pol McCoy had no intention of telling Spock or Uhura, the only two people who could truly use it against him. Maybe he wanted to believe Jim would make something better.]

And where does your crew fit in to your grand master plan?

"It's not really that much of a gamble." [Since he'd kill McCoy and his crew and anyone else that cared if McCoy told anyone. And he'd go after their families and friends and he was sure they all knew that.

Which is why no one would really care if they were smart.]

"If they have a problem with it, I'll kill them. And they know that."

They're not part of your grad ploy? [McCoy asked, pushing away from Kirk again now that he had the chance.]

"Everyone outlives their usefulness sometime." [Kirk cast a glance over his shoulder at Shego and then back at McCoy.]

"You have two minutes to get her and yourself out of here before I change my mind and kill you."

.052 - Video Post

spam - I wasn't even up that early

spam - life is hard ok. normal sleeping hours. idk what to do about that

spam - you are not on a normal sleep schedule. You were up til 3

spam - eh. normal for me at least.

spam - your life is sad