captain_jtkirk | .002 - Here inmate, inmate

Then I have a book for you to read.

So if he doesn't come back and you're stuck with me until I decide to leave and get back to my life, you'd be okay with that?

I have my own reading material, thank you.

And no, Comrade. You are only assigned to me as an interim, at most I only have to interact with you for a month, then you'll be reassigned.

You have to read this book. So you can know what you're acting like.

Are you sure about that?

I know what I'm acting like. I'm acting like an Alpha Plus.

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~~Yes?~~ Yes.

Does Alpha Plus translate into emotionless bastard?

No, you're not. You're probably shitting yourself right now and the day our assignment becomes permanent, I'll find you a new pair of pants.

The Alpha Plus is the highest social caste available to the working classes within the Factories labor division. Positions available to the Alpha Plus include but are not limited too:

Administrator
Banker
Enforcement Control
Financial Overseer
Legal Division
Prefect
Sales Initiator

Our assignment is not going to become permanent.

Oh, what's the matter? You're stuck here and I have a special place in my heart for people without feelings. I'd say that we're a better fit then your last warden ever was.

We are not.

Sam... Other than not wanting to be here, Sam was a very good Warden for me.

Wow. Other then the fact that he didn't want to be here at all. You know I was just made captain of the Enterprise which is probably the greatest starship that the Federation has produced and I still want to be here.

How good was he really if he just left you behind?

He was very good. He was brilliant.

He... I was never lucky, and I make things difficult, and he stuck with me.

I mean, he stuck with me until now.

Yeah, I can see where you make things difficult.

Look, chances are this guy isn't coming back. It sucks but so what? Are you the only person to ever lose their warden?

~~Only person to ever lose a good one.~~

No, other people have left before. I understand why he's gone, and I'm okay with it. He didn't want to be here, and that's fine.

But you're still not really my Warden, Comrade.

You can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night. Doesn't change the fact that I've got your file and will sock you if you keep being a little bitch about this.

I'm not being a little bitch about it. I'm being realistic.

No, you're not. You're pining over a guy that abandoned you.

I'm not pining and he did not abandon me!

He just... went home, that's all.

Alright, where are you?

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In my cabin.

Which is where?

I don't want you to come to my room, Comrade.

That's nice.

Don't leave your room and that's an order.

I don't have to follow your orders!

[Fortunately he has nowhere else to go right now, so he doesn't.]

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This is a VERY HOPEFUL "at most".

WHATEVER PREFECT. You love him.

If by love you mean, "Vaguely disapprove of"

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1/3

2/3 - Then comes a MOMENT OF HORROR as he reads the rest of your comment

3/3 - Then back to denying it.

And... Kirk is just mean.

Kirk IS mean :c

Prefect made him this way :c Also, he's sort of lying.

1/2 - And BAM. You just upset him.

2/2

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He doesn't actually think you're going to come and punch him.

He might just like... threaten you.

405, it'll probably be on the file?

You think he read the file before right now?

Pinned to the top of the file. So a quick glance would be forthcoming, CAPTAIN LAZY!