captain_jtkirk | .002 - Here inmate, inmate

Does Alpha Plus translate into emotionless bastard?

No, you're not. You're probably shitting yourself right now and the day our assignment becomes permanent, I'll find you a new pair of pants.

The Alpha Plus is the highest social caste available to the working classes within the Factories labor division. Positions available to the Alpha Plus include but are not limited too:

Administrator
Banker
Enforcement Control
Financial Overseer
Legal Division
Prefect
Sales Initiator

Our assignment is not going to become permanent.

Oh, what's the matter? You're stuck here and I have a special place in my heart for people without feelings. I'd say that we're a better fit then your last warden ever was.

We are not.

Sam... Other than not wanting to be here, Sam was a very good Warden for me.

Wow. Other then the fact that he didn't want to be here at all. You know I was just made captain of the Enterprise which is probably the greatest starship that the Federation has produced and I still want to be here.

How good was he really if he just left you behind?

He was very good. He was brilliant.

He... I was never lucky, and I make things difficult, and he stuck with me.

I mean, he stuck with me until now.

Yeah, I can see where you make things difficult.

Look, chances are this guy isn't coming back. It sucks but so what? Are you the only person to ever lose their warden?

~~Only person to ever lose a good one.~~

No, other people have left before. I understand why he's gone, and I'm okay with it. He didn't want to be here, and that's fine.

But you're still not really my Warden, Comrade.

You can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night. Doesn't change the fact that I've got your file and will sock you if you keep being a little bitch about this.

I'm not being a little bitch about it. I'm being realistic.

No, you're not. You're pining over a guy that abandoned you.

I'm not pining and he did not abandon me!

He just... went home, that's all.

Alright, where are you?

...

In my cabin.

Which is where?

I don't want you to come to my room, Comrade.

That's nice.

Don't leave your room and that's an order.

I don't have to follow your orders!

[Fortunately he has nowhere else to go right now, so he doesn't.]

[Jim has already left his room, moving down the hallway like he's on a mission. Which he kind of is. He hasn't decided what he's going to do to Prefect, probably punch him because he ends up punching every one sooner or later. This is just getting ridiculous. Jim is his warden now. Prefect has to listen to him.]

"Prefect!" [he barks as he pushes his way into the other man's room. The door doesn't slid open, he has to push it open himself but it's a small price to pay.]

"Good. You're here. I like that you listen when it's important."

[Prefect looks up with an expression of slight surprise, his boxes have slowly crept back into their original formation of just being stacked around the room in fairly even piles. It's all fairly neat, aside from the mounting pile of empty gin bottles tucked under Prefects desk.

Prefect stands abruptly and takes two quick steps away from Kirk. Obviously not pleased with the interruption.]

I didn't stay here because you told me too, I stayed here because it's my cabin!

"And a nice cabin it is at that."

[Jim gives it a once over and then nods like he approves of it, like it really matters if he approves of the mountains of boxes or not. Honestly, he thinks it's a little weird but not the most annoying thing about his new Inmate.]

"Let me get this straight. You don't need a new warden because your old one was so good that his wisdom is still lingering around here? Do you know how insane that sounds?"

[Prefect is edging to the side carefully, waiting for this strange, bossy man to come far enough into the room for him to make a break for it. He frowns a little suspiciously, still edging away.]

I don't need a new Warden because my last one was the best I could have had, so there's nothing that you could do that could improve on that.

[Still edging away.]

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2/3 - Then comes a MOMENT OF HORROR as he reads the rest of your comment

3/3 - Then back to denying it.

And... Kirk is just mean.

Kirk IS mean :c

Prefect made him this way :c Also, he's sort of lying.

1/2 - And BAM. You just upset him.

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He doesn't actually think you're going to come and punch him.

He might just like... threaten you.

405, it'll probably be on the file?

You think he read the file before right now?

Pinned to the top of the file. So a quick glance would be forthcoming, CAPTAIN LAZY!

Glancing is for minions. Captains sit in their chair and lord over you

Pthh, not this one! Opening his own door like a loser!

Come over here and say that, you wuss!

HELL NO :CCC