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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[mistconduct]

You wouldn't save Spock? Come on, dude.

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[buywithme]

You don't automatically get to be a Pirate just because you're cool, Sister. You might have been something else.

[Then, to Kirk:]

I had very few pirate things. Mainly I was terrorized by the supernatural.

[And he takes the sullenest drink in the history of all drinks, from his gin.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk feels terrorized by the supernatural right now, so he feels you, Prefect. He really does.]

Okay, but why were you pirates?

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[deshabille]

[It takes her a moment to answer, since she's laughing into her gin. Oh, Prefect.]

And yet I was a pirate. Maybe coolness and piracy are connected more than you think they are.

As to why, I have no idea. It just sort of happened.

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[buywithme]

I wasn't a Pirate [Prefect protests to Kirk,] I was a cursed naval officer!

[And yet his eyes are drawn inescapably towards Mal...]

...But what I learned from my life as an esteemed officer of her majesties royal navy, was that pirates usually don't wash and stink of grog all the time.

[Pause]

And it was a breach. They happen every few months.

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[unknownsoldier]

[How nice that must be, he thinks. To wander, and not run.]

Most of the time? What happens the other times?

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Okay sorry, naval officer and pirate is still just as weird as two pirates, okay.]

... right. I guess it's just something I have to experience then.

Private - you can fourth wall him i haven't done my perssions but it's cool

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you even know who Spock is?

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[deshabille]

[She eyes Prefect, still grinning.]

Do I stink of grog? Be honest. [No, she doesn't, and she's impeccably clean, deal with it Prefect.]

Hopefully your first one will be as much fun.

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[captain_jtkirk]

People die.

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[unknownsoldier]

[Mildly:] You really know how to lay on the charm.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Just ping pong then?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Not point in sugar coating it.

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[unknownsoldier]

[Zack appreciates that.]

The risks are worth it, right?

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[ichoosefight]

[ She gives him such a look. ]

Just ping pong.

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[captain_jtkirk]

The losses have been worth it so far.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Just checking.

Seems like something I'd remember but you never know.

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[unknownsoldier]

That's a yes?

Private - Awesome, thank you! Chris tries not to but he doesn't quite have a handle on things

[mistconduct]

Pointy eared Vulcan dude?

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[captain_jtkirk]

It's a yes.

Private -nw! it's jim kirk i mean come on. nerd away

[captain_jtkirk]

...

How do you know that?

Private :D Fantastic! Thanks so much.

[mistconduct]

I'm totally psychic.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Cute.

But really, how?

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[mistconduct]

Really. I'm psychic. Your ship's the USS Enterprise. You get it on with all the space ladies.

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[buywithme]

The breach is over now. And you probably smell a little of gin.

[Prefect daintily informs her, before finishing his glass and reaching for the bottle again.]

The last one you were here for, [He points to Kirk with the bottle, before filling his glass.] we all turned into actors, who played our real selves from a script.