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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[mistconduct]

Well, y'know. Inmate.

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

I didn't either. Stingy boss. [He waves, smiles pleasantly.] I'm Sam.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Or something like that.]

I'm gathering that.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Pleasure to meet you, Sam.

Especially since I don't have to awkwardly ask if you're an Inmate or not now.

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

And I don't have to ask whether you'd mind a few drinks now and then when this place gets crazy. I was on an island with pirates yesterday.

[captain_jtkirk]

Are you saying that it's mutually exclusive or that you are an Inmate because you aren't classy?

[mistconduct]

I'm an inmate. Being classy is not something I'm hugely concerned about.

[captain_jtkirk]

I would've thought it's because you're what? Seventeen? Eighteen?

[mistconduct]

Seventeen. But yeah, sure, that too.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

I heard about the pirates.

Still lacking an explanation.

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[ichoosefight]

Hey, welcome back. You weren't wasted, this just sort of happens sometimes.

Well, you might have been wasted. But not the whole time.

I'm Steph. Nice to meet you again.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[There is a serious moment here where Kirk is trying to figure out if she's old enough to hit on.]

The pleasure's all mine.

This has happened before?

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

They called it a breach. Not much of one.

[A shrug. He rolls with it.]

[truth_is_cold]

[His luck lately, he hates it a little.] Welcome back, Captain. I hope your stay here is as successful as it was previously.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Like a breach in the hull?

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

I guess. I don't know that much about ships.

[captain_jtkirk]

Was it that good then?

[hellofist]

[Oh hey you're the one Merlin learned chess from! She's smiling as she watches him.]

You weren't here, when I got here. So, first meeting. Hi.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hi.

[Are you old enough to hit on? What is with the jailbait around here?]

What's your name?

[hellofist]

[Old enough, but not single enough.]

Cassandra. What's the USS Enterprise?

[captain_jtkirk]

[That's never stopped him before.]

It's Starfleet's flagship.

[ukan]

Me neither. But we had prisons and we had ships--and we'd just set up a space station. If you chopped up psychotropic drugs into the food back home, maybe the experience would have been like this.

[mightymorbid]

...No.

[impure_tale]

I knew you couldn't stay away.

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[ichoosefight]

[ She'll be turning 22 soon. Too bad she's engaged... ]

A few times, yeah. My best friend just about lost her boyfriend that way.