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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-03-26 08:44 pm
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I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]
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batmanschmatman: (*How* drunk were you?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
How do you lose a dog on a ship that's like, not even the size of a cruise ship?
captain_jtkirk: (boobs? where?)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
He's a smart dog.

Or a really stupid one.
batmanschmatman: (When you put it that way...)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Or you're just lazy and haven't bothered to go looking for him yourself.
captain_jtkirk: (i refuse to leave this chair sir)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously if he made a prison escape he doesn't want to be around me.
batmanschmatman: (Lineface.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
What did you do to him?
captain_jtkirk: (saving the world is a waste of time)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't let him eat my shoes?
batmanschmatman: (I've got it under control.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's hardly a reason to run off and find a new owner in the form of one of our resident serial killers.

I'm almost a little offended he's not waiting outside my door.
captain_jtkirk: (bones is flipping me off)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
He hates you too.
batmanschmatman: (I'll show myself out.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He should realize a strict no shoe eating policy's probably a good thing. Do we even have a vet on board? Or anything remotely close to it? I mean, no offense to McCoy, but I'm not sure I want to bring my cat who just ate a balloon to him for potentially life saving surgery.
captain_jtkirk: (this doen't feel right)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I would, just to see his face.
batmanschmatman: (Squint.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm just going to keep any potential cats I get away from balloons.

Not that those are really a commodity on the Barge, but I guess we did throw Tim that "You Forgot But We Remembered For You" birthday party. Who knows what kind of trouble Chairman Meow could have gotten up to.
batmanschmatman: (You wish you had these aviators.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
My as of right now fictional cat who would have been around balloon and string if invited to said affair.
captain_jtkirk: (boobs? where?)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why would name it that?
captain_jtkirk: (don't worry about it)

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-03-27 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And such a comedian.
batmanschmatman: (Put me down Clark.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-03-27 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I do my best. And I'll keep an eye out for him.
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