.066

[captain_jtkirk]

I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

I didn't let him eat my shoes?

[batmanschmatman]

That's hardly a reason to run off and find a new owner in the form of one of our resident serial killers.

I'm almost a little offended he's not waiting outside my door.

[captain_jtkirk]

He hates you too.

[batmanschmatman]

He should realize a strict no shoe eating policy's probably a good thing. Do we even have a vet on board? Or anything remotely close to it? I mean, no offense to McCoy, but I'm not sure I want to bring my cat who just ate a balloon to him for potentially life saving surgery.

[captain_jtkirk]

I would, just to see his face.

[batmanschmatman]

I think I'm just going to keep any potential cats I get away from balloons.

Not that those are really a commodity on the Barge, but I guess we did throw Tim that "You Forgot But We Remembered For You" birthday party. Who knows what kind of trouble Chairman Meow could have gotten up to.

[captain_jtkirk]

Who?

[batmanschmatman]

My as of right now fictional cat who would have been around balloon and string if invited to said affair.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why would name it that?

[batmanschmatman]

I'm very punny.

[captain_jtkirk]

And such a comedian.

[batmanschmatman]

I do my best. And I'll keep an eye out for him.