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I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

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A gentleman's hobo.

Uh huh. Does this mean that you just have to grow a mustache sometime during this month or that you have to maintain a gross caterpillar lip for the whole thirty-one days?

All thirty one days.

I look forward to resuming our sex life on April 1st.

That seems a little harsh.

So sue me. I have standards.

Even against a gentleman?

Definitely against hobos.

Do you actually care?

What?

You're not exactly tactile after stuff like this happens, Jim.

[You see right through the plot D:]

Do you blame me?

No.

I think I'm going to try and draw a mustache on Bones if you want to join.

Think I'll maintain a safe distance. If you ask nicely I'll get an icepack for after he's done bouncing your head off the walls.

He won't because then he'd have to deal with my concussion.

Judging by how much you just love medical treatment, that might actually be part of his retaliation.

He's the worst doctor I've ever met then.

It's not his fault that you're a total wuss about getting hypowhatevered. [She is steering around the phrase 'getting your shots' okay :c]

He leaves bruises, Shego.

Maybe it's just your girlishly delicate skin.

You leave less marks. [And you, madam, are rough]

Sure, but I'm not actually penetrating you with sharp objects either.

Your nails are pretty sharp.

To my knowledge I've never actually drawn blood.

Hypos aren't supposed to do that either.

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Private - how will you pay for our babies now

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