.063 - he's mature?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

Comments

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[gotgreenmagic]

Think I'll maintain a safe distance. If you ask nicely I'll get an icepack for after he's done bouncing your head off the walls.

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[captain_jtkirk]

He won't because then he'd have to deal with my concussion.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Judging by how much you just love medical treatment, that might actually be part of his retaliation.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

He's the worst doctor I've ever met then.

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[gotgreenmagic]

It's not his fault that you're a total wuss about getting hypowhatevered. [She is steering around the phrase 'getting your shots' okay :c]

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[captain_jtkirk]

He leaves bruises, Shego.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe it's just your girlishly delicate skin.

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[captain_jtkirk]

You leave less marks. [And you, madam, are rough]

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[gotgreenmagic]

Sure, but I'm not actually penetrating you with sharp objects either.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Your nails are pretty sharp.

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[gotgreenmagic]

To my knowledge I've never actually drawn blood.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Hypos aren't supposed to do that either.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe you should just accept that having a legitimate reason to hurt you is one of that surly jerk's few pleasures in life and deal with the occasional bruise.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I just think we should analyze why hurting me brings anyone pleasure.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I think that's a conversation you and McCoy need to have privately, don't you think? I haven't got any joy out of hitting you in...months.

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[captain_jtkirk]

The universe is literally ending.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, it's almost like I have more constructive things to do with my time now.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Like picking on your Inmate. [He doesn't know if this happens, he just assumes]

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[gotgreenmagic]

God. I almost feel bad for her. She's come into an environment full of people I would loosely describe as adults and all she's got is the armory she developed in high school, against other high school kids. What's she gonna do, tell the Barge I slept with the football team? She's got nothing.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I think she'll come around sooner rather than later.

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[gotgreenmagic]

On the upside, threatening to take her haircare products would work way better on her than it ever did on me.

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[captain_jtkirk]

You'd still claw my eyes out if I'd taken the blowdryer.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, but I would have done that instead of giving in to your demands. Regina would snap like a twig.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Forcing you to hang out with me was more fun anyway.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I reluctantly agree.

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