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[captain_jtkirk]

Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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[gotgreenmagic]

...

Why.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I couldn't remember which one was his.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Their costumes are completely di-

How drunk were you?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Does that really matter?

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[gotgreenmagic]

You know Dick's got one foot out of the superhero closet anyway, right? He spent half of October in his costume.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I do now. I still want my dolls back.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Well, unless you think Aristotle can find them by scent I'd say you're stuck waiting for the ransom demand.

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[captain_jtkirk]

He probably ate them at this point.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Are you talking about your dog now or do you have a suspect that eats plastic?

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[captain_jtkirk]

The dog.

I wouldn't put it past someone here to eat plastic though.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Is it possible you just put them somewhere safe and forgot where that was?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Unless I sleep walked out of your room to play hide and seek with myself, probably not.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Barge is a weird place, we can't necessarily discount that as an option.

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[captain_jtkirk]

You don't sleep that deeply. You would've noticed.

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[gotgreenmagic]

If I've adapted to your snoring and blanket theft I can probably manage you leaving to go play with your toys.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe you kicked me so much that I was forced out.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe if I had blankets I'd kick less.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Sorry are you saying you kick me on purpose?

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[gotgreenmagic]

If it was on purpose I wouldn't need to speculate, would I?

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[captain_jtkirk]

We could pull the blankets off my bed and have extras for when I steal all of yours and thus prevent any kicking.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[For some reason this seems much more permanent than throwing a bottle of shower gel in your bathroom. Also other people might see it happening D:]

Are you not ever planning on sleeping in your cabin again?

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Look he's just being practical. You're being a girl.]

I'm not trying to move in. I'm assuming if you had an extra stash of blankets, you would have pulled them out by now.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[How is that any sort of burn.]

...I wasn't living in that apartment long enough to think about spare blankets. It's not like I was anticipating anybody being around to steal them.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say I would try to work on it, but it'd be a horrible lie.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You may not believe this but there is actually a ceiling on how much I can resent you for stuff you do while you're asleep.