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Right.

Okay, Barge.

I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.

I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.

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Yeah, that idea has merit. They're probably in someone's cabin by now - I don't think the loss of your creepy dolls justifies breaking and entering, and I say that as someone who practices lockpicking as a hobby.

Sometimes I wonder how you graduated but now it makes some sense.

Kirk, I would have been saying the exact same thing two years ago.

And I lost the reason all over again.

They're just toys, Jim. You said yourself that they were creeping you out, so...somebody's done you a favor.

Some of them are of Tim and Dick. Who I assume don't want this to be public knowledge.

You need to explain to me how someone will see two miscellaneous action figures in masks and immediately think 'Tim and Dick'. If the costumes actually do their job in real life - and I can personally confirm that they do - they'll do it here.

Dick's might be... labelled.

...

Why.

I couldn't remember which one was his.

Their costumes are completely di-

How drunk were you?

Does that really matter?

You know Dick's got one foot out of the superhero closet anyway, right? He spent half of October in his costume.

I do now. I still want my dolls back.

Well, unless you think Aristotle can find them by scent I'd say you're stuck waiting for the ransom demand.

He probably ate them at this point.

Are you talking about your dog now or do you have a suspect that eats plastic?

The dog.

I wouldn't put it past someone here to eat plastic though.

Is it possible you just put them somewhere safe and forgot where that was?

Unless I sleep walked out of your room to play hide and seek with myself, probably not.

Barge is a weird place, we can't necessarily discount that as an option.

You don't sleep that deeply. You would've noticed.

If I've adapted to your snoring and blanket theft I can probably manage you leaving to go play with your toys.

Maybe you kicked me so much that I was forced out.

Maybe if I had blankets I'd kick less.

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