captain_jtkirk | .047 - privates party.... that even sounds dirty :c

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.047 - privates party.... that even sounds dirty :c

[Private to Shego]

I'm going to attempt bleaching my brain. If you want to join.

[Private to Merlin]

Why did you think I was Arthur?

[Private to T'Pol and Trip]

That wedding still counts.

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"Where did you hear that from? Don't they go back home?"

Edited 2011-09-21 06:27 (UTC)

"I don't know. Arthas asked. He said he didn't know." [He's not even drunk but he's just coming out and saying it. You are in the trust circle, Jim.] "I should have gotten him out of here."

[The trust circle sounds totally gay.] "It isn't your fault."

[idk man it's late.] "It feels like it is."

"But it isn't. You can't force someone to do anything. You can try to help them all you want but in the end, it's their own decision if they listen or not."

"Yeah. He could be a real pain in the ass, but. I already miss him."

"I know. It's the worst thing ever when people leave but it doesn't kill you. And you still have friends here."

"That's true." [Pause, and then you are being elbowed.] "If you leave without saying goodbye, I might have to stow away on Enterprise to make sure I get one out of you."

"I might leave without a goodbye on purpose now, just to see if you could manage that." [It's a joke. Obviously. And impossible, given the whole difference in times and Enterprise being in space.]

"Ass." [Nothing's impossible! Not if you can imagine it. :C] "If I can manage it. Please. I'm the goddamn former Boy Wonder."

[That really makes him laugh.] "It's the USS Enterprise and I'm James T. Kirk."

Edited 2011-09-22 04:22 (UTC)

"So, it'll be a real clash of the Titans."

[More laughing.] "Not really. My ship is cooler than your bat toys."

"It's not a good idea to underestimate the people who are going to be bypassing your security systems, Jim."

"I'm confident in my ship and my crew."

"I'd sure hope so."

"And Boy Wonder sounds really lame."

"Blame the newspapers."

"No way, you used the phrase about yourself."

"What can I say. It stuck."

"People called me the Kelvin baby for fifteen years. It doesn't mean I call myself that."

"Why the Kelvin baby?" [YOU HAVE NEVER TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS. :|a]

[Lol whoops? He assumes everyone knows by now.] "Because I was born on the Kelvin? Well... near it enough to count."

Edited 2011-09-22 06:00 (UTC)

[He's not from your universe, dummy.] "I knew you were born in space, but you've never mentioned the ship before."

[Nah, he just tells everyone this story. It's surprising you weren't one of them.] "My parents were serving on the USS Kelvin when it was attacked by a massive Romulan ship. The stress sent my mom into premature labor. I was born in a medical shuttle after a ship wide evacuation." [Small pause for a shrug.] "The media made a big deal out of the tragic widow and her newborn son."

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[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - you know, I just realized that doctor kirk snuck in to this thread up there..

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - this is what happens when you have too many aus

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - he just wants to be friends dick :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - dick loves being friends

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - then be friends :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - we *are* friends :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - no with doctor kirk :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - he's friends with doctor kirk too :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - is he really though? He's cheating on him with captain kirk right now :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - he can be friends with both!

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - cheater :|

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - well what's doctor jim doing with not captain dick

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - trying to get love :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - CHEATER

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - CHEATING A FACET OF ALL KIRK'S PERSONALITIES

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - I'M CONFUSED NOW

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - me too I think I implied Kirk has MPD

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - might wanna get that checked out bro

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - bah :c

[IMPROMPTU SPAM] - we are friends :c