captain_jtkirk: (real captains ride motorcycles)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-09-20 09:45 pm

.047 - privates party.... that even sounds dirty :c

[Private to Shego]

I'm going to attempt bleaching my brain. If you want to join.

[Private to Merlin]

Why did you think I was Arthur?

[Private to T'Pol and Trip]

That wedding still counts.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can't cheat on an unbeatable test. The test itself is a cheat. Spock was just mad that I found a way to beat him anyway."
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-09-22 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"What was the test?"

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Kobayashi Maru. It's a command simulation. I took it three times." [The first time had been awful. Because who let the son of a man who died for his ship walk into a simulation where no matter what you did, you and your crew and your ship died in a horrible, flaming manner without giving him some warning.]
batmanschmatman: (My Robin sense is tingling.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-09-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's the simulation?"

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have to save a stranded ship while a Klingon wardbird is in the way. No matter what you decide, someone innocent dies."
batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-09-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do they make everyone do it?"

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"More or less, yeah. It depends on your focus."
batmanschmatman: (Why would I lie to you?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-09-23 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
"So, what did you do, hack the program or something?"

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hacked and installed my own subroutine for it."
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-09-23 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm impressed."