captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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with_discipline: (No really. Go on. Uh-huh. You idiot.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Dry dry dry:] Extremely.
batmanschmatman: (Profile.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, I'm fine. I appreciate the concern, but I'm pretty sure lack of sex never killed anyone.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Get out where?
peektuttut: (Old; What the fuck is my life)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-08-12 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing I'm grumpy.
batmanschmatman: (Sheepish.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm going to start running now.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
She's not married yet. [He's kidding :c]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on. What's there to fight?
Edited 2011-08-12 03:10 (UTC)
ifightfor: (child - gtfo)

Text. STRIKES SO READABLE.

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Define "co

[Then he reads all the threads above this one.]

That's gross. Users are gross.
peektuttut: (Old; Not impressed.)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-08-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Smart move.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He's kidding to. Or else this would be so private. But giving Trip a heart attack is fun.]

You know, some places on Earth encourage one last romp in the sack with someone before your wedding.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
It has. I can prove it.

Text. DONT KNOCK BEFORE YOU TRY

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Says the person who was tied up when I woke up in their bed.
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Really?
ifightfor: (child - come at me bro)

Text. RINZLER IS TWELVE. WHAT IS THIS. D:

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
|

Someone tried to kidnap m

What is that even

Query: Relevance?
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I thought so.
with_discipline: (Nope)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[She might like seeing him defensive. It makes up for that crap with Corporal Cole. :c]

Fortunately, we're not on Earth.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Really.

[Not really. He means spiritual death of your ability to have fun.]

Text. YOU CAN BE A PERV AT 12. KIRK WAS

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
You have your kinks, I have mine.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Any time Kirk can be of service!]

We can still honor other cultures here.
ifightfor: (child - what?)

Text. RINZLER IS SO FAR OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF NOT-PERV I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A METAPHOR.

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Define "kinks".
Edited 2011-08-12 03:24 (UTC)
una_persson: (aged up - smile)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[No words. Just laughter.]
batmanschmatman: (Suspicious.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [/does not believe you.]
with_discipline: (WELL DONE I am amused)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
And we intend honor Earth military customs when we ask you to officiate for us.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
... are you serious? [HIS FIRST WEDDING YAY]
with_discipline: (OHOHOH IS SHE GONNA SMILE no. duh.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Quite. [YOU'RE WELCOME. Don't fuck it up too badly.]
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