.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yes, Captain. This is a flood. They are all different.

This one seems to make people spontaneously burst into song.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What causes this?

[And then he starts singing under his breath: I say high, you say low, you say why and I say, I don't knoooow]

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Unknown, possibly supernatural, influences from neighboring planets. Or so I've been told.

[She's gritting her teeth to resist the songs.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, that sounds extremely safe and well documented.

[SING WITH HIM. THE BEATLES ARE AMAZING. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.]

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You're not the Captain of this place and we are not the crew. So we're not exactly privy to all the information we need. I can give you a list of every single flood that we've had if that would make you feel better.

[Hello, hello. I don- Ahem. That didn't happen.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[OUCH, UHURA.]

If you'd like.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[She's still sore about the name thing, okay?!]

If I might speak plainly, no. I would not like. It was an offer if you needed it. ...Sir.

[with_discipline]

Indeed. [Ahahah, Vulcan hearing.] What are you humming?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a song.

[Here have louder singing: You say goodbye, and I say hello. Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.]

[with_discipline]

It seems contradictory. [And she's pausing. Either to consider the lyrics or to tell flood inclinations to fuck off.] But perhaps fitting.

I'm only justifying this because he listens to the Beastie Boys in canon :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The Beatles can be like that sometimes. [He gets it too... but isn't commenting on it. JUST SINGING MORE. Helloooooo, Helloooooo.]

I buy it. :|

[with_discipline]

I have very rarely listened to human music. [Who are the Beatles. :|]

he's a freakish space captain

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should. I've probably got all of these songs on a data chip. [Or he could sing them to you!]

[outgrew_cosplay]

Hilarious is the answer.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I haven't stopped laughing since this morning. [Or singing. But shh]

[outgrew_cosplay]

The Beatles are pretty damn funny. Can't go wrong with them.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My best friend makes fun of me sometimes for listening to music that's over a century old but he's from the South. So guess what he likes?

[outgrew_cosplay]

[...Wait.] The Beatles aren't that old.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was born in 2233.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[In a sultry alto:] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipJ2P8duaY)
It had to be you, it had to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who is bantha poodoo.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have you ever wondered what a Sinatra/Beatles mashup would sound like?

Well, here you go. Cause he comes back with this:]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Irritated, Leia continues:]

Could make me be blue or never be glad
Just to be sad just thinking of you.
Some others I've seen might never be mean
Might never be cross or try to be boss.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[If we're changing lyrics, then here you:]

Hey Leia, don't be afraid
You were made to be an Ambassador
The minute you let me under your skin
Then you begin to be even more bitter

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[And song changes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKkQWcseoA)]

Nothing you could say
Can tear me away from my guy
Nothing you could do
'Cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy

I'm stickin' to my guy
Like a stamp to a letter
Like the birds of a feather
We stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[And Kirk is so irritated that he manages to break the urge to sing. It's a monumnetal effort.]

Oh for the love of God, Leia, I have no interest in pulling you away from Han. Even if I did remember him, that doesn't change anything. I don't want a relationship. The flirting is nothing more than teasing.