.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[If we're changing lyrics, then here you:]

Hey Leia, don't be afraid
You were made to be an Ambassador
The minute you let me under your skin
Then you begin to be even more bitter

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[And song changes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKkQWcseoA)]

Nothing you could say
Can tear me away from my guy
Nothing you could do
'Cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy

I'm stickin' to my guy
Like a stamp to a letter
Like the birds of a feather
We stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[And Kirk is so irritated that he manages to break the urge to sing. It's a monumnetal effort.]

Oh for the love of God, Leia, I have no interest in pulling you away from Han. Even if I did remember him, that doesn't change anything. I don't want a relationship. The flirting is nothing more than teasing.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

And I can--- [Ungh alright she closes her mouth in an attempt to keep from singing further.]

Good.

[And, grumbling:] I want this flood to end, now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How long do they usually last?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Groaning:] One day to a week.

[And another cursed song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWMAusiRfM).]

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You set him off too!]

What would you do if I sang out of tune would you
stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song and I'll
try not to sing out of key.
Oh..
I get by with a little help from my friends.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh well. Leia's face goes a little placid for a moment.]

You get by with a little help from your friends.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[HE HAS TWO FRIENDS OKAY. And he's their boss so it's weird]

Mmn, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Pause. Okay, so she offered Uhura target practice, but she was getting a vibe from Kirk she never thought she would. The song dies away quietly.]

Don't suppose you know how to fire a blaster.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of it. But I'm pretty proficient with a phaser.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

You busy?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Right now? Well, I thought perhaps I would jam some more but I could probably do something else instead.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

How about the CES? I still have Scotty's target practice robots.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Scotty was here?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

For a couple months. He was a good friend.

[And oh God another song.]

You've got a friend in--- [GDI. She shuts her mouth.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel like people should say these things when a man first arrives.

But yeah, let's go shoot things.

S/L/A?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

McCoy was here too.

Meet you there in five minutes.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was told about Bones. And Spock. Anyone else?

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Uhura, but you've talked to her, I'm assuming.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Talked to, got yelled at, same thing.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Sounds like her.