.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So.. is there really a pool on board this thing?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's up in the level only the wardens can get to. Along with the CES and the pub and...why do you ask?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that a prison barge has one and the Enterprise doesn't. It's wholly unfair.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we don't need one on the Enterprise.

Private - you missed this side of him, admit it :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I need one. My life is suddenly lacking not having one. How are we supposed to invite aquatic species onto the ship without one?

Private - She really did. Shhhhhhh

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone can manage it for you.

Private - and now he might ruin it

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I know Scotty can do it, it's getting it past Spock that's the tricky part.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You have to make a logical point and don't try to argue with him.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Where's the fun in life if I never get a shot in outsmarting Spock? He knows I'm not going to listen to him if I'm set on something anyway.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I suppose.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He's fine by the way.

Private - Just give yourself away here, Uhura.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Who? Commander Spock?

Private - YEAH SHE DID

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Private - QUICK RECOVERY

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

He left me before you did.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[See, Kirk has grown up. He's actually trying to protect Spock from the wrath] How do you know I didn't order him to go back?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Because you never told us to go without you. It doesn't matter anymore, Kirk. It really doesn't.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Curses]

Just out of curiosity, how come you held a grudge against me for two months but you let your beef with Spock go?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Because you're here and he's not.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That is not a reason.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

It's the only one I have.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're never that crazy. There's something else.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Quit looking so hard for something that isn't there.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Quit lying about why you're over Spock.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I'm not over anything!

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You didn't ask about him. You said it doesn't matter. And you claim to only be mad at me because I'm standing in front of you, which you should have way less attachment to me than you do to him.

You sound over it.