.002 - man he misses space

[captain_jtkirk]

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?

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[outgrew_cosplay]

The Beatles are pretty damn funny. Can't go wrong with them.

I'm only justifying this because he listens to the Beastie Boys in canon :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The Beatles can be like that sometimes. [He gets it too... but isn't commenting on it. JUST SINGING MORE. Helloooooo, Helloooooo.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My best friend makes fun of me sometimes for listening to music that's over a century old but he's from the South. So guess what he likes?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Kirk. I appreciate it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well. He could say sorry for making you stop calling him Jim or he could sing again.

So he sings again. This time it's Across the Universe. Kirk has a Beatles curse.]

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[In a sultry alto:] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipJ2P8duaY)
It had to be you, it had to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who is bantha poodoo.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[It's a good curse. And it's sucked her in, too, because this has suddenly become a duet.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have you ever wondered what a Sinatra/Beatles mashup would sound like?

Well, here you go. Cause he comes back with this:]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

I buy it. :|

[with_discipline]

I have very rarely listened to human music. [Who are the Beatles. :|]

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[Irritated, Leia continues:]

Could make me be blue or never be glad
Just to be sad just thinking of you.
Some others I've seen might never be mean
Might never be cross or try to be boss.

[outgrew_cosplay]

[...Wait.] The Beatles aren't that old.

he's a freakish space captain

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should. I've probably got all of these songs on a data chip. [Or he could sing them to you!]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was born in 2233.

[outgrew_cosplay]

What the hell is this, Star Wars?

I'm seeing more and more 'Trip is a Kirk' correlations

[with_discipline]

[That wouldn't be awkward at all.] May I borrow it?

:D his great great grandaddy was cool okay

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll bring it over to you later.

I'm bored at work. You get the ever popular phone tag

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't know what that is.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[This is obviously the most special moment of his life... top five at least.]

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[And now it's over.]

Anything else you'd like to add, sir?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

...You don't have to add a moniker to every sentence.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sir.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So.. is there really a pool on board this thing?

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's up in the level only the wardens can get to. Along with the CES and the pub and...why do you ask?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[If we're changing lyrics, then here you:]

Hey Leia, don't be afraid
You were made to be an Ambassador
The minute you let me under your skin
Then you begin to be even more bitter

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that a prison barge has one and the Enterprise doesn't. It's wholly unfair.