.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

[captain_jtkirk]

I have been here for a year now.

That's twelve months. Three hundred and sixty five days and I think about another eight hours. I'm not really sure on that one.

Point is... I need a drink. Or fifty.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And it's not as if you could....I don't know....go home without any consequences whatsoever.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

But I'd miss you. And your smile that's like sunshine.

[with_discipline]

In celebration, or otherwise?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just the same as how I'd miss you and your Wardening that's like something even a little bit effective.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You think I want fifty drinks in celebration?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'll come chill with you if you want. We can play darts.

No drinks though. I don't even remember last night... mostly. No drinks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And your charming personality.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I need a drink. Or I might try drowning myself in my shower.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Pot, kettle.

[Private]

What did Possible tell you about me?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Not what I'm saying.

I'm saying bring me to the pub with you and I'll make sure when you get shitfaced that you get home okay.

I'm fine being the designated sober friend for the night.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That you used to be a hero.

Surprise. I already knew that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you feeling okay?

/lies

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Man, is that really the worst dirt she thought she had? Eesh.

Speaking of superheroism. Y'know a couple of people mentioned getting their powers back, right?

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Any excuse, hm?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So that's a no from Uhura on the drinking...

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Your point?

[acid_rayne]

My commiserations.

Maybe you'll wind up here for even longer and get to be as happy as me, Tyler and the rest.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I have been drunk with you, remember? Unless you have something relevant to add, there's really no point in repeating it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've been here for a year.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I realize that. But it's not an excuse to go out and get drunk.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

My point is, around this time yesterday I blacked out for a few seconds and since then I've had my powers at one hundred per cent. Just FYI.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I haven't even been on Enterprise for that long.