.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

[captain_jtkirk]

I have been here for a year now.

That's twelve months. Three hundred and sixty five days and I think about another eight hours. I'm not really sure on that one.

Point is... I need a drink. Or fifty.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I need a drink. Or I might try drowning myself in my shower.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Not what I'm saying.

I'm saying bring me to the pub with you and I'll make sure when you get shitfaced that you get home okay.

I'm fine being the designated sober friend for the night.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you feeling okay?

/lies

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

You takin' me to the pub or not?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes, sweetie, keep your pants on until I get there.

spam/log?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want my pants off, babe?

er.... let's log.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe after I start seeing two of you, you tramp.

1, 2, 3... not it. :P

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

...Slut.

You just wanna be in a Dean sandwich.

fine. fine. I'll make it

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not a sandwich if there's only one of you, idiot.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

[dottity dot dot.]

The joke was that you were seeing two of me.

lol that was my fail, not his

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You want into the pub or not?

xD

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay.

Yeah.