.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

[captain_jtkirk]

I have been here for a year now.

That's twelve months. Three hundred and sixty five days and I think about another eight hours. I'm not really sure on that one.

Point is... I need a drink. Or fifty.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here?

[acid_rayne]

Long enough to lose count.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for you.

[acid_rayne]

Don't be. Just focus on why you came here, not getting shit-faced.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you being nice to me?

[acid_rayne]

I'm trying to avoid you pissing your inmate off. You think it'll do marvels for her self-esteem to see you try to make like Oliver Reed?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Doesn't she hate it when you stick up for her?

And for the record, this isn't her fault. This is, I made it a whole year and I only died once. Which has to be a record.

[acid_rayne]

She can hate it all she wants. Shego getting angry or feeling like nobody cares about her, is a bad prospect for anyone who crosses her path. Girl's got a personality like a stiletto. You're here to help show her how to steer that to the better, not worse.

We're all survivors, Kirk. Try and make it mean something, not piss it away.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how a free drinks one night is pissing it away.

[acid_rayne]

You're acting morbidly depressed and exagerated the number from the get-go. We both know it wouldn't just be a couple.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

A dozen, at the most. And I won't pick any bar fights, Mom.

[acid_rayne]

Uh-huh...