captain_jtkirk | .073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

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.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

I have been here for a year now.

That's twelve months. Three hundred and sixty five days and I think about another eight hours. I'm not really sure on that one.

Point is... I need a drink. Or fifty.

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And your charming personality.

Pot, kettle.

[Private]

What did Possible tell you about me?

That you used to be a hero.

Surprise. I already knew that.

Man, is that really the worst dirt she thought she had? Eesh.

Speaking of superheroism. Y'know a couple of people mentioned getting their powers back, right?

Your point?

My point is, around this time yesterday I blacked out for a few seconds and since then I've had my powers at one hundred per cent. Just FYI.

[There is this really long, kinda awkward silence as Kirk tries to process this.]

Why are you telling me?

What, are you discouraging honest intercourse now? It's not like it matters.

No. Not at all. I'm really glad that you told me. I'm just surprised because you don't usually volunteer information.

Yeah, well, apparently I have ~~nobody else to talk to~~ nothing better to do.

Or you wanted me to know.

I have to ask, have you use them on anything or anyone?

No.

....okay, I dented a punchbag a little bit but I didn't melt it or anything. It doesn't count.

Added later:

The above response is now officially subject to change if Rayne keeps talking about me.

Edited 2010-05-14 03:05 (UTC)

Just ignore her.

It's not about you, Shego. A lot's happened in the past year and I don't want to think about it.

Edited 2010-05-14 03:08 (UTC)

I didn't think even for a second it was about me. I'm guessing 'it' is the fact that the Barge's cumulative effect is like a giant magnifying glass for whatever relatively deal-with-able issues you showed up with. And when I say 'you' I actually mean 'everyone'.

Something exactly like that.

Do you want to come with?

You're inviting me to a social event involving Dean Winchester? I'd rather chew my own leg off.

I thought as much.

I'm not happy that you have your powers but I trust that you won't abuse them for the time being.

'For the time being'? Your faith in me is staggering, Cap'n.

...

If you wanted to swipe a bottle of something and come by after you're done with Personality Of The Year, I'd be okay with that.

Yeah I can do that.

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.073 - Kirk never has anything useful to say

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Private - strikes readable with effort

Private - he read them. He politely doesn't comment

Private - you're a nice boy, Kirk

Private - no one's ever said that about him before :|

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