.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.


[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: mostly.]

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Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

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Oh look. You came back.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I said that I would.

[with_discipline]

I've been keeping an eye on Aristotle.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is that code for you're done doing that now?

[bythe_books]

Welcome back.

It's been surprisingly quiet, actually.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nobody even died?

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Captain. How is she?

lol genderjokes

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Enterprise or Bones?

Private - He has no idea how to word this.:|

[future-games.livejournal.com]

This is going to sound crazy, especially considering that we've never met, but my name is Isaac Mendez. I think I recently painted you.

Private - mmn well. Kirk agrees that you are nuts.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... how would you not know who you painted?

[fourafterfive.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the encouraging welcome, Captain. Only time will tell.

OH HO A LADY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You let me know if there's anything I can do to make it easier for you.

[Private]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Hey. How'd you feel about a game of pool or shots?

I need a break and I have a feeling you do too.

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Moment of what the hell why are you speaking to meee.]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

[cisskabob]

Welcome back. Apparently I've been gone too, so I won't even have to lie about those disasters. I don't know about them either.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Apparently you were gone? What does that mean?

Private

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

Uh, welcome back, man.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

I'm still watching your dog. Is that alright?

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And what exactly are you captain of?

MORE LADIES. YES.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The USS Enterprise.

You got a name to go with that question?

[acid_rayne]

So... Get any Klingons pregnant?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm like 98% sure we're not genetically compatible.

You're getting watered down drinks at the pub for a while, Kirk.

[mightymorbid]

Oh. You're back. Yippee.

WHY. HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SCOTTY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I missed you the most too.

[toomuchlogic.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Captain. I trust everything is well on the ship?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Of course it is.

We need to talk though.