captain_jtkirk: (girl kirk - i am so smug and pretty)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-02-25 06:45 pm
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.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]
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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I am so happy you are enjoying yourself.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You are nowhere near as attractive as a man.

Just by the way.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Get bent, at least I was hot to begin with.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You should take the little snake out of his cage and stick it in something. It'll help with that crankiness.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL NOT.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Take it from someone who was a man for 25 years.

Fucking is good.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess you'll be pleased to know exactly what I'm thinking you can go do to yourself.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You are sheltered if you think I'm not already.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's for me to know and you to find out.

YES SHE KNOWS IT'S YOU

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Still stuck in the same box.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am so pleased for you, Rubes.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly I'm a little bit jealous. Here everybody changed and I got left out. I've never been a man before.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
You. Are not. Missing. Anything.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I get it. You're not enjoying yourself. I don't blame you.

Kirk is such a horny bitch, I'm sorry :c

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Rawr.

fff don't apologise, Damon's no better, also I think you mean PB: Yvonne StraHOTski

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. You're not so bad yourself.

duh. Kirk has to be a babe as a chick

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna come see how bad I be?

omg, apologies for the line.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come if you do.

loooool I loved it

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to see you're keeping your head, and other appendages. Not that I wouldn't like you just as much if you were to change, of course.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, how have you been, I missed you at the bar.
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