captain_jtkirk: (girl kirk - i am so smug and pretty)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-02-25 06:45 pm

.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am so pleased for you, Rubes.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly I'm a little bit jealous. Here everybody changed and I got left out. I've never been a man before.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
You. Are not. Missing. Anything.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I get it. You're not enjoying yourself. I don't blame you.

Kirk is such a horny bitch, I'm sorry :c

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Rawr.

fff don't apologise, Damon's no better, also I think you mean PB: Yvonne StraHOTski

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. You're not so bad yourself.

duh. Kirk has to be a babe as a chick

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna come see how bad I be?

omg, apologies for the line.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come if you do.

loooool I loved it

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, I'd be happy to give your new body a test ride. Wouldn't want it to suddenly break down from lack of care.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you know how to take real good care of it.

Damon lacks patience

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. I know how to, warm it up, check the body, stoke the engines...

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Yeah I've run out. So, sex?

Her kind of man!

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Give me a hint on where to find you and I'll be all over you.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex on a bed is so pedestrian. Tell me where you want me to be and I'll find you

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to see you're keeping your head, and other appendages. Not that I wouldn't like you just as much if you were to change, of course.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, how have you been, I missed you at the bar.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
The barge has been a little crazier than usual.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like.

I'm still looking for someone to, show me the ropes. If you're interested...

I'll be working at the gym on the weekend. You should drop by.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I am.

Actually, it seems we'll be coworkers.

[identity profile] talldarksaviour.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What luck. Well then, I am at your disposal.

OH GOD, DAMON, DON'T TELL HER THAT!

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. See you at work.