captain_jtkirk: (girl kirk - i am so smug and pretty)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-02-25 06:45 pm

.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You should take the little snake out of his cage and stick it in something. It'll help with that crankiness.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL NOT.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Take it from someone who was a man for 25 years.

Fucking is good.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess you'll be pleased to know exactly what I'm thinking you can go do to yourself.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You are sheltered if you think I'm not already.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's for me to know and you to find out.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Exactly how long a leap is it from here to actually stripping on camera?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure that I'd have to be at least tipsy before that happens.