.028 - award system, activate

[captain_jtkirk]

Dear Inmate,

I've got a cookie with your name on it if you want it.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Dear Darling Sweet Tempered Girl,

1) It's a proverbial cookie.
2) Would you like a bottle of nail polish instead?
3) Because you did a good deed.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I did not do a good deed, Jimmy. You think I wanted the Barge wrecked by some moron taking my powers for a joyride?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you were truly a lawless fiend, you wouldn't have cared. In fact, if you were a complete nutjob, you probably would've laughed.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

If I was lawless fiend and a suicidal idiot, I wouldn't have cared. But since I'm neither that nor a complete nutjob, even this dump is slightly preferable to the infinite void of space.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't know why this is such a big deal to you. You did something good. A man is very thankful to you for helping him. And you're pretty much freaking out.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever. If I'm getting a proverbial cookie, I want it to be 'you leaving me alone until I get my other X chromosome back' flavoured.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Of all the things that you could ask me for, that's what you really want?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yes. Finally, we're getting somewhere.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then I just have two things to say.

First, that is an utter waste of a proverbial cookie.

And second, when you get your boobs back, we're talking about your dad.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

My dad? Where did that come from?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We talked about mine. So I wanna get to know what Papa Shego was like.

And don't say to check your file because it's not in there.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

He drank every day and beat me with a belt.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sounds like my stepdad.

Are you shitting me?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Just a bit.

We'll talk when we're both pretty again, Jimmy. I am not in the mood for this.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Agreed. S'why I said when you get your boobs back.