captain_jtkirk: (body swap - fatty mcfatpants)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-07 10:17 am

.028 - award system, activate

Dear Inmate,

I've got a cookie with your name on it if you want it.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Finally, we're getting somewhere.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I just have two things to say.

First, that is an utter waste of a proverbial cookie.

And second, when you get your boobs back, we're talking about your dad.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
My dad? Where did that come from?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We talked about mine. So I wanna get to know what Papa Shego was like.

And don't say to check your file because it's not in there.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
He drank every day and beat me with a belt.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like my stepdad.

Are you shitting me?

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a bit.

We'll talk when we're both pretty again, Jimmy. I am not in the mood for this.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. S'why I said when you get your boobs back.