.003 - mass comminique here

[captain_jtkirk]

Well that didn't take long.

Derek, let's talk.



[Private to Vesper and Bond separately]

Thank you.

[Private to Bruce]

So where's my apology?

[Private to Ivy]

Nice.

[Private to Spock, Prefect, and Shego separately]

You make it through the port okay?

[He slept, for the record.]

Comments

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[captain_jtkirk]

[He takes the coffee, and doesn't drink it just yet.]

So you're saying I deserved it and because of that, there shouldn't be any punishment for her.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Jumping to conclusions much? No, of course she deserves to get punished. But it wouldn't kill you to actually pay attention, is all. And if you desperately need to tap crazy I bet Sato's still into you. Now shut up and drink your coffee.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[You sound a lot like Bones, you know that. Kirk drinks his coffee though and waits maybe thirty seconds before he shows how much he is never going to learn his lesson about hitting on people.]

What if I just have a thing for green people?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Flatly:]

Then you need to man up and prepare yourself for a drought, sport.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Don't exes have a bonus night though?

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[gotgreenmagic]

...Okay. Pay attention to what I'm about to say, 'cause I'm only gonna say it once. When you find the pants you left your memories in, I might be a little more okay with this. Until then? Stop hitting on me or I'm gonna punch you through the wall.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Despite everything, Kirk smirks into his coffee cup]

Sorry. [Not.. that he really sounds it.] I'll try to contain it.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Good. Because I know you won't remember this either? But I am not exaggerating even a little bit. Through the wall. I can make that happen.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Now that might actually have to be something I need to see.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She sips her coffee.]

Unfortunately for you, the novelty value of causing you bodily harm wore off a loooong time ago.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Pretend the lamp is me then.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Like I'm gonna destroy my own furniture to make a point. No.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'll replace it. Come on, you know I won't believe you until I see it.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She gives him a bland look, then fires up and puts a two-inch diameter hole right through the connecting wall of their cabins. Maybe it melts something of his. She doesn't really care.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Way to make a peep hole, Shego.

Kirk stares at the wall for a moment, and then back at her, his big eyebrows nearly meeting his hairline.]

What the hell was that?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She'll patch it later. Also, stop being creepy.]

That's what I'm gonna punch you through a wall with.

[Obviously.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

But what is it?

[What are you?]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Shrug.]

It's green and it blows holes in stuff. I'm the only person on my planet who has it, and it kinda defies analysis, soooo - nobody knows.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Don't let Spock find out about that.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Wasn't planning to.