.003 - mass comminique here

[captain_jtkirk]

Well that didn't take long.

Derek, let's talk.



[Private to Vesper and Bond separately]

Thank you.

[Private to Bruce]

So where's my apology?

[Private to Ivy]

Nice.

[Private to Spock, Prefect, and Shego separately]

You make it through the port okay?

[He slept, for the record.]

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[gotgreenmagic]

...Okay. Pay attention to what I'm about to say, 'cause I'm only gonna say it once. When you find the pants you left your memories in, I might be a little more okay with this. Until then? Stop hitting on me or I'm gonna punch you through the wall.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Despite everything, Kirk smirks into his coffee cup]

Sorry. [Not.. that he really sounds it.] I'll try to contain it.

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

Good. Because I know you won't remember this either? But I am not exaggerating even a little bit. Through the wall. I can make that happen.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Now that might actually have to be something I need to see.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She sips her coffee.]

Unfortunately for you, the novelty value of causing you bodily harm wore off a loooong time ago.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Pretend the lamp is me then.

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

Like I'm gonna destroy my own furniture to make a point. No.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'll replace it. Come on, you know I won't believe you until I see it.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She gives him a bland look, then fires up and puts a two-inch diameter hole right through the connecting wall of their cabins. Maybe it melts something of his. She doesn't really care.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Way to make a peep hole, Shego.

Kirk stares at the wall for a moment, and then back at her, his big eyebrows nearly meeting his hairline.]

What the hell was that?

Re: spam

[gotgreenmagic]

[She'll patch it later. Also, stop being creepy.]

That's what I'm gonna punch you through a wall with.

[Obviously.]

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[captain_jtkirk]

But what is it?

[What are you?]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Shrug.]

It's green and it blows holes in stuff. I'm the only person on my planet who has it, and it kinda defies analysis, soooo - nobody knows.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Don't let Spock find out about that.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Wasn't planning to.