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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.

[Private to Flynn]

I want to talk to you.

[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]

Comments

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

About what?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

About the port.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

What's there to talk about?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

How many people back home have you pushed out of the way?

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

Don't read too much into it, Jim.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

It's kinda my job as your Warden to do that.

[nerve_pincher]

Captain, this is highly irregular.

I am unfamiliar with anyone by the name of 'William Shatner'.

[lt_n_uhura]

God, I hope no one else in the universe looks like you.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's probably for the best, Mister Spock. [There's a movie about us too, Spock :c]

It's something I actively avoid thinking about.

come back to him :c

[captain_jtkirk]

There's someone here who does.

You're really missing out.

[nobodywins]

I'll try to contain my excitement.

Maybe one day :c

[lt_n_uhura]

Sounds like I'm not missing anything.

c:

[captain_jtkirk]

I've missed that biting tongue.

[captain_jtkirk]

It is pretty exciting to meet me.

Who are you?

<3

[lt_n_uhura]

I'm sure you have. I'm also sure there are plenty of other tongues that bite on the Barge.

[nerve_pincher]

[Why do humans have to fictionalize everything? :|]

I take it you are referring to another alternate reality?

It may be advisable to direct your mind to more productive activities.

[nobodywins]

That ego of yours too, I'll bet.

The name's Haymitch.

So who's "that Kirk" and "that Enterprise"? Besides you and your ship, obviously, I got that much.

[stillshinigami]

Hey Cap'n.

[captain_jtkirk]

Just the one other reality. People know it more for whatever reason.

[gotgreenmagic]

Not soliciting the multiverse for phone sex this time? Lazy.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

Well, I'm letting you off the hook this one time.

[demigoddess]

[ Literally all that Cassie knows about Star Trek are the two words star and trek. She doesn't even know the name William Shatner. ]

So, you're some kind of celebrity? That explains a lot.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

I get progressively more annoying the longer you evade my questions.

[captain_jtkirk]

None like yours though. And most of them don't even wear skirts. [Yeah that's maybe what he misses the most, let's be real]

[captain_jtkirk]

There's an alternate reality due to some time traveling Romulans, and most people are familiar with the one that isn't me.