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[captain_jtkirk]

I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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[wichita_kansas]

He snatched a favorite pair of socks -- if they're not destroyed by now. It's absurdly difficult to find good socks on this boat. It seems he's been bred with a Russian super-spy by the way that he evaded capture.

[captain_jtkirk]

At least he didn't eat your shoes?

I'll replace the socks when we stop by another decent port.

[wichita_kansas]

Always the optimist.

It's fine. He was good company. Consider the debt paid.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's good, next time I offend someone, I'll just have them pet the dog.

[wichita_kansas]

Is that still a regular thing?

[captain_jtkirk]

For me, yeah.

[wichita_kansas]

Thank God for you, Captain. I thought all semblance of consistency was lost on this place.

[captain_jtkirk]

You know me, I live to bring normalcy to a ship for the undead.

[wichita_kansas]

At least you're employed. The rest of us are a bunch of no-good squatters.

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah, get a job you bum.

[wichita_kansas]

I told you, dad, I'm going to be an artist.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's code for lesbian in the city.