.064 - imagine a small blonde caterpiller on his face

[captain_jtkirk]

That flood doesn't change anything about Mustache March. It's still happening. Keep growing, men and the brave and noble ladies who are more manly than some of the men here. You know who you are. And you should be ashamed.

[Spam for Angua]

[Kirk washed the clothes he'd borrowed from Angua before he brought them back to her. It seemed polite and he had laundry to do anyway and Aristotle needed a walk, so really, it was efficient and all that stuff. He wasn't in any way morbidly curious as to why they were a weird set of twins.

And that was a horrible lie. He'd probably end up staring at her for a while.

Jim tugged on Aristotle's leash, trying to get him to come back to his side as he knocked on Angua's door.]

Comments

[video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

I once had a moustache AND a beard, I don't think I care to repeat the experience. [his own KIDS told him it was fugly, Jesus Christ.]

Also, you have something on your lip. Right here [taps his own top lip]. Might want to get that looked at. ... And let whoever you've been getting too friendly with know, too - whatever it is it can't be good for them.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Clearly you haven't ever actually seen a mustache on anyone. [It's like two days old, cut a man some slack]

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

["bitch please" expression.]

... Actually I HAVE seen moustaches both on myself and others, and whatever it is you have going on there is more of a fungal infection than anything else. Even my little brother can do a better job than that.

[definitely not mentioning that a moustache made Nathan look like a bad German porn star. or like a Mario knockoff.]

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

That would offend me more if I actually believed you could grow a mustache. Which I assume you can't, otherwise you'd participate.

[video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[snort] Sure I can. Only thing is, I actually have some self-respect. Unlike you, obviously.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

At least I don't have a stick up my ass.

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[deadpan] Ouch. I am hurt. Maybe even crushed.

But YOU still have duckling fluff on your upper lip, so I win.

Re: [video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Your lack of a sense of humor says otherwise.

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

... It's called sarcasm, look it up. Unless they don't have that in the 25th century or whatever it is you come from, Buck.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

I think it got banned from the Federation years ago. The Vulcans don't approve of it.

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[laugh] OK. But seriously now, shave that thing. It does you absolutely no favours. You look like an idiot.

... Give it a few years, maybe, and try again.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

In nineteen days I will.

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[snrk] ...Right. Let me know how the moustache project goes. [this will be good.]

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

You bet.