.064 - imagine a small blonde caterpiller on his face

[captain_jtkirk]

That flood doesn't change anything about Mustache March. It's still happening. Keep growing, men and the brave and noble ladies who are more manly than some of the men here. You know who you are. And you should be ashamed.

[Spam for Angua]

[Kirk washed the clothes he'd borrowed from Angua before he brought them back to her. It seemed polite and he had laundry to do anyway and Aristotle needed a walk, so really, it was efficient and all that stuff. He wasn't in any way morbidly curious as to why they were a weird set of twins.

And that was a horrible lie. He'd probably end up staring at her for a while.

Jim tugged on Aristotle's leash, trying to get him to come back to his side as he knocked on Angua's door.]

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[gotgreenmagic]

I'm pretty sure the only person actually lowering themselves to this is you, sport.

[video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

I once had a moustache AND a beard, I don't think I care to repeat the experience. [his own KIDS told him it was fugly, Jesus Christ.]

Also, you have something on your lip. Right here [taps his own top lip]. Might want to get that looked at. ... And let whoever you've been getting too friendly with know, too - whatever it is it can't be good for them.

[scentbombed]

[She'd quite enjoyed being-- well, him, but now it was just... over, and she had nothing to do but be herself again. Normally, she was pretty fine with that, but being back in the body that had so recently died-died was leaving her feeling unsettled.

Which was all to say that when he knocked, she startled, and then absolutely hated herself for it. Cursing herself, she stalked for the door, muttering under her breath.]

Damn, damn, damn-- Oh, hello. [Gods, that was uncanny, wasn't it?]

he's drawing one on you at some point

[captain_jtkirk]

I really didn't make it up.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Clearly you haven't ever actually seen a mustache on anyone. [It's like two days old, cut a man some slack]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Jim was too busy staring at her for a few seconds that he almost didn't even notice the muttering or her greeting for that matter.]

"I brought your clothes back."

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[nathananthonypetrelli]

["bitch please" expression.]

... Actually I HAVE seen moustaches both on myself and others, and whatever it is you have going on there is more of a fungal infection than anything else. Even my little brother can do a better job than that.

[definitely not mentioning that a moustache made Nathan look like a bad German porn star. or like a Mario knockoff.]

hopefully not with a hand he'll miss afterwards

[gotgreenmagic]

Strangely, I believe you. Doesn't make it better.

I have your pants if you want them back.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

That would offend me more if I actually believed you could grow a mustache. Which I assume you can't, otherwise you'd participate.

it'll be his left heh heh heh

[captain_jtkirk]

Bring them over whenever.

[19centconstable]

Oh thank goodness. I would have felt quite silly otherwise.

[video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[snort] Sure I can. Only thing is, I actually have some self-respect. Unlike you, obviously.

[captain_jtkirk]

This is why I like you the best, George.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

At least I don't have a stick up my ass.

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She came by in the evening, after she'd spent a shift in the engine room and showered and eaten. It was kind of weird to have a nascent skill set she'd developed for the express purpose of screwing over the Admiral - that she'd gone about acquiring knowledge specifically to abuse it all in one shot - but now she had it she wasn't keen on letting it go. Would've been a lot of wasted time otherwise.

There was less than no point in dropping off his clothes; he'd be over eventually. They were mostly just an excuse to get through the door. She knocked.

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[nathananthonypetrelli]

[deadpan] Ouch. I am hurt. Maybe even crushed.

But YOU still have duckling fluff on your upper lip, so I win.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Again with the knocking. If the door was locked, he didn't want company. Otherwise assume it was okay to come in. Kirk was considering training Aristotle to answer the door for him someday as he got up from his desk and went to answer it and let her in.

"Did you wash them?" That was mostly a joke.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Your lack of a sense of humor says otherwise.

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She lifted her chin slightly. "As a matter of fact I did. Were you aware that there's some kind of hideous growth on your upper lip?"

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[nathananthonypetrelli]

... It's called sarcasm, look it up. Unless they don't have that in the 25th century or whatever it is you come from, Buck.

Re: Spam

[captain_jtkirk]

"Mustache March," Kirk replied, stepping back from door so she could come in.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

I think it got banned from the Federation years ago. The Vulcans don't approve of it.

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She did, installing herself on his couch and holding his pants (clean and pressed, thank you) out to him.

"Uh huh. If we're both still here when we get to November, I think I might stop shaving too."

No she won't.

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[nathananthonypetrelli]

[laugh] OK. But seriously now, shave that thing. It does you absolutely no favours. You look like an idiot.

... Give it a few years, maybe, and try again.

Spam

[captain_jtkirk]

Kirk probably never even pressed his own pants. He grabbed them from her and went to set them on a shelf in his closet before wandering back. "I will be. No doubt there." The bitterness was pretty obvious.