.064 - imagine a small blonde caterpiller on his face

[captain_jtkirk]

That flood doesn't change anything about Mustache March. It's still happening. Keep growing, men and the brave and noble ladies who are more manly than some of the men here. You know who you are. And you should be ashamed.

[Spam for Angua]

[Kirk washed the clothes he'd borrowed from Angua before he brought them back to her. It seemed polite and he had laundry to do anyway and Aristotle needed a walk, so really, it was efficient and all that stuff. He wasn't in any way morbidly curious as to why they were a weird set of twins.

And that was a horrible lie. He'd probably end up staring at her for a while.

Jim tugged on Aristotle's leash, trying to get him to come back to his side as he knocked on Angua's door.]

Comments

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm pretty sure the only person actually lowering themselves to this is you, sport.

he's drawing one on you at some point

[captain_jtkirk]

I really didn't make it up.

hopefully not with a hand he'll miss afterwards

[gotgreenmagic]

Strangely, I believe you. Doesn't make it better.

I have your pants if you want them back.

it'll be his left heh heh heh

[captain_jtkirk]

Bring them over whenever.

[video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

I once had a moustache AND a beard, I don't think I care to repeat the experience. [his own KIDS told him it was fugly, Jesus Christ.]

Also, you have something on your lip. Right here [taps his own top lip]. Might want to get that looked at. ... And let whoever you've been getting too friendly with know, too - whatever it is it can't be good for them.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Clearly you haven't ever actually seen a mustache on anyone. [It's like two days old, cut a man some slack]

Re: [video]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

["bitch please" expression.]

... Actually I HAVE seen moustaches both on myself and others, and whatever it is you have going on there is more of a fungal infection than anything else. Even my little brother can do a better job than that.

[definitely not mentioning that a moustache made Nathan look like a bad German porn star. or like a Mario knockoff.]

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

That would offend me more if I actually believed you could grow a mustache. Which I assume you can't, otherwise you'd participate.

[scentbombed]

[She'd quite enjoyed being-- well, him, but now it was just... over, and she had nothing to do but be herself again. Normally, she was pretty fine with that, but being back in the body that had so recently died-died was leaving her feeling unsettled.

Which was all to say that when he knocked, she startled, and then absolutely hated herself for it. Cursing herself, she stalked for the door, muttering under her breath.]

Damn, damn, damn-- Oh, hello. [Gods, that was uncanny, wasn't it?]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Jim was too busy staring at her for a few seconds that he almost didn't even notice the muttering or her greeting for that matter.]

"I brought your clothes back."

[scentbombed]

Oh. Yes. Thanks. [Slightly preoccupied, she has to look around the small and very brown room before she remembers that she put his in a stack on the bed and goes to get them.] I tried to use those... machines... It seems to have worked out all right.

[captain_jtkirk]

[That earned her another odd look but for a different reason.] "You haven't used the laundry machines before?"

[19centconstable]

Oh thank goodness. I would have felt quite silly otherwise.

[captain_jtkirk]

This is why I like you the best, George.

[19centconstable]

Is there a list of other participants? We might all share tips.

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She came by in the evening, after she'd spent a shift in the engine room and showered and eaten. It was kind of weird to have a nascent skill set she'd developed for the express purpose of screwing over the Admiral - that she'd gone about acquiring knowledge specifically to abuse it all in one shot - but now she had it she wasn't keen on letting it go. Would've been a lot of wasted time otherwise.

There was less than no point in dropping off his clothes; he'd be over eventually. They were mostly just an excuse to get through the door. She knocked.

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

Again with the knocking. If the door was locked, he didn't want company. Otherwise assume it was okay to come in. Kirk was considering training Aristotle to answer the door for him someday as he got up from his desk and went to answer it and let her in.

"Did you wash them?" That was mostly a joke.

Spam

[gotgreenmagic]

She lifted her chin slightly. "As a matter of fact I did. Were you aware that there's some kind of hideous growth on your upper lip?"

[notafuckingnut]

[All the skeptical looks] ...Why are we supposed to be growing mustaches again?

If that's what you're insisting on calling that.

[Sadly, Kirk, he's out regardless.]

[captain_jtkirk]

For fun? For camaraderie? For the laughs of hilariously ugly mustaches?

[notafuckingnut]

Yeah, but what's the payoff?

Aside from finding out who hasn't hit puberty and who is secretly in the porn business.

[yeahscience]

Are there, like, rules about how this is supposed to go? [Because he's rocking pretty much a perma-stubble, and that works for him.] Like... length requirements or whatever.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not really. But obviously the biggest and most creative is going to be the best.

[yeahscience]

Yeah? Is there a prize?

voice;

[plays]

Ashamed?