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I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

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Spoil sport. Dick's trying.

Dick's going to look like a hobo.

And it will be awesome.

Have fun.

C'mon. Have some fun too.

I have plenty of fun. [LIES]

And if anyone tries to draw on me, I'm breaking their arm. Fair warning.

Are you being pissy for the reason I think you're being pissy?

I'm not being pissy.

Threatening to break people's arms? Little pissy.

What, I threaten to break peoples' arms all the time.

Over a sharpie mark?

Can't stand the smell.

If you have something to say to me, why don't you just say it.

I don't have anything to say to you.

Okay then. [That was your one chance. If it ever comes up again, Kirk isn't answering]

Seriously, don't draw a mustache on me. [Tim doesn't want to ever think about it again. :|]

Try and grow one then.

I said no. [Keep pushing, Kirk. :|]

It's Mustache March, Tim.

That means so much to me.

Give me one good reason why you won't.

Maybe during Mustache May.

Why not right now?

Why do you care so much?

Because it's something ridiculous to do to help people get over the port.

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