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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[sapphic-hero.livejournal.com]

Bored? Were you not here for the riot, or were you just sitting on your ass complaining of boredom?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And a curse for the rest of us.

Get yourself a hobby Jim. Why not try teaching some of the warden's here some of that ridiculous combat training you learned at Academy? God knows the term 'idle hands are the devil's plaything' was redefined when you were born.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was here for the riot. I wasn't all that impressed. You stop an angry Romulan from the future from turning Earth into a black hole and then get back to me.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

What's your name?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've done that. Kahlan and I play fight sometimes.

And it's not ridiculous. I kind of need of those skills to keep your cranky ass alive out in the black.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Right, you need to look good why everyone under this galaxy's sun takes a swing at you.

Fine, then try knitting.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bones.

Can you honestly see me knitting? Me? Do you have me confused with some old cat lady in your head?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You know how I get the two mixed up so easily.

If you don't like it figure out something to do to entertain yourself. I'm your doctor, not your damned babysitter.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What else do you have to be doing right now?

I thought you were my best friend. Aren't best friends supposed to be there in times of need?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Logan Echolls. What's yours?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damnit Jim, don't play the 'best friend' card with me. If you want something to do then come down to the infirmary for that physical I remember you offering.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

James T. Kirk but my friends call me Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must be getting old. I never said that.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's funny. I must need to wipe my monitor off.


... Nope, you still don't look like James T. Kirk. You know, if you're real nice and I ever get outta this dump, I'll get you Shatner's autograph.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

2/2 - He's getting so tired of this crap

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Gee, what did I ever do to deserve such an honor?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yes you did and you're damned well getting one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't and no, I'm not.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting I know where your cabin is.

[sapphic-hero.livejournal.com]

Most of you people here are from the future, to me. Things that are in my newspapers would be in your history books.

Filtered to Kirk, Bones, Harvey

[everylittlegirl]

I don't know, but like, I really hope it's soon. I never got that camping trip I wanted because a file, some beetles, and an angry knife wielder got in the way. I feel like I should be owed some karma or something.

And, uh, thanks again.. for your help.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Maybe at Aruba or some place nice. I could go for the Caribbean.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

And what an honor is it.

You probably get the Shatner thing a lot, right? I'm hearing name-changing is all the rage these days among the cool kids.

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

You're right, I think we all need a nice break. So many things have happened since the last port and the Inmates also might benefit from a little bit of freedom.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I moved.