captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
You really do turn into a cantankerous, mean, hypocritical, and vengeful man if you swear off women. And that would be the end of the Dick I know and love. So I can't let that happen to you.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
... we should really spend some time together.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[I WOULD NEVER]

Does it still count if I'm from your future?
batmanschmatman: (Bitch plz.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what happened to McCoy?

Text. RINZLER YOUR LIFE IS LAME

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have a long time?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU GET A WINK BACK BABY]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Alright.

...I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of sorts right now due to Mr. Spinola's condition.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well. It's probable that he came out hating the world and instinctively me, but the divorce really made it worse.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anything I can help you with?
with_discipline: (Wait let me consider this bullshit.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
It will count here.
batmanschmatman: (W: Aw shucks ma'am.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to turn into him.
una_persson: (aged up - Una)

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[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Will you still be quite as impressed when I've got my youth back?
ifightfor: (child - ow)

Text. NO IT'S NOT. D:

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Q

Wh

What's that supposed to mean?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I figured that part out when you haven't gone to medical school and he's too much of a crank old drunk to go fight crime in a cape at night. It's still a relevant example.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Can I be godfather if you have kids?
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Text. IT KINDA IS

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I need like an hour to do kinky sex justice.
batmanschmatman: (Sly.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a cape.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. I'm easily impressed.
ifightfor: (child - gtfo)

Text. WELL YOUR FACE IS LAME.

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[O________O OH USER WHAT THE FUCK]

Kinky sex.



Users are gross AND terrible.
with_discipline: (Baby mama!)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-08-12 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
...Perhaps. [Kids. :c]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. At least, I don't think so. It's one of those comas, you see, so there's really nothing to be done but wait.

Text. YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't knock it before you try it.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah fuck, he actually knows about Elizabeth. BAD IDEA]

So when's the happy day?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, If you need something to do while waiting, I'm remarkably entertaining sometimes.
ifightfor: (child - minirinzler fights for the users)

Text. NO :|

[personal profile] ifightfor 2011-08-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
No! Viruses do that!
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