captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-21 10:55 am

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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You've met me, haven't you? I'm a ball of issues wrapped in problem paper.
batmanschmatman: (I'm a major dork.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you couldn't be a decent parent. I mean, for crying out loud, I was raised by Batman. Even he doesn't totally fail as a parent.

Re: Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because I'm all about sparing people's feelings.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's a inspiring words. You don't completely fail at taking care of a child.
Edited 2011-05-23 01:03 (UTC)

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
He compared sex to a magical doorway of love.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I noticed. Is there a reason incoming for dragging that back up?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
It just makes me laugh remembering it. That kid should never drink.
batmanschmatman: (Bitch plz.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying you're a child?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've been told that before.
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you give yourself enough credit.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
And I think you're annoyingly optimistic.
batmanschmatman: (It's part of my charm.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of my charm.

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're like a damn fortune cookie.
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I could start breaking out the catchphrases from my corny TV show counterpart if you wanted.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll hit on you if you try. [This is a serious threat :|]
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
You command a ship?

[Gee you're young]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm just that good]

The USS Enterprise, for almost two years now.

Re: Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
All of which adds up to a totally legitimate reason to bring up something I found incredibly humiliating, right?
peektuttut: (T; You have been pwned by Tim Drake)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-23 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm looking to check out the Enterprise.
with_discipline: (I have no idea what you're talking about)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-05-23 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize those traits were in question.

Re: Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Are you going to be in a mood for a while? Cause I can just leave you alone until it passes.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
The Enterprise isn't a tourist destination.
peektuttut: (T; Man I've got a shitton of work to do)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-24 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
You know I'd do good work.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do I, Tim?

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