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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Which in turn has no bearing on my request, so I don't see what your problem is.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then color me curious about the real reason behind your request.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what you think the reason is. I'm asking you not to tell him. Whatever you're reading into that incredibly simple request has got nothing to do with me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No. I'm Starfleet.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm just curious why you don't want him to know.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Presumptuous much, Kirk? I don't want him to know from you.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thank you. That's all I wanted.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Great. Try not assuming the absolute worst of me next time.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh please, that was hardly the absolute worst. If anything, Tim came off worse for being unable to handle it.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I figured you didn't want him to know because it would offend his delicate sensibilities.

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

What...?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The peacekeeping and humanitarian armada of the Federation.

We operate in space.

[with_discipline]

Eyes are hardly a child's only feature. [Lies.]

[peektuttut]

So how come I don't get a place on Enterprise? Are stupid hats deal breakers?

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[He considers this] you work with Vulcans.

Did you work with T'pol?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[They're the best feature though] So he can be pretty and smart.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were looking for employment.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Srs biznis time] I had a kid in this stupid breach. Not like, one of the Barge people in some twisted joke but a legit child.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, she's about a hundred years before me. There's a Vulcan named Spock under my command.

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[batmanschmatman]

Seriously?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And she didn't tell me--him about the kid because he wasn't good father material.

That could happen to me.

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[batmanschmatman]

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you'd be a great dad.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have a bitter laugh] I'm too in love with Enterprise to ever settle on Earth and raise kids.

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[batmanschmatman]

That doesn't mean you'd be a terrible excuse for a father.