.011 - Vulcans are super cool

[captain_jtkirk]

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Fascinating.

I was not aware that anyone had perfected spontaneous and instantaneous beaming, especially without the subject's consent.

[Some papers shuffle as Kirk finds his Inmate's file. A lead! He follows it.]

If there is an individual named Miss Go aboard, I would recommend we speak at once.

[ooc: So in Kirk's never ending brilliant brain, he suggested to T'Pol that they switch their rank pips for Halloween. So that means he's stuck as Vulcan XO for the weekend. For reference's sake, Pike is his Captain. And a HUGE THANKS to Naomi for making the icons. Ilubb.]

Comments

[with_discipline]

The Orions are pretty fond of it. Fortunately for us, this definitely isn't one of their slave markets.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I had yet to draw that conclusion as this place bares little resemblance to a slave market.

[with_discipline]

Exactly! It smells much better, for one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

As I have never physically been in an Orion slave market, it would be prudent of me to refrain from comment in that area.

[with_discipline]

Guess you'll have to take my word for it then.

[peektuttut]

I doubt it was spontaneous.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I do not grasp your meaning.

[peektuttut]

Mass beaming seems more planned to me.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That would suggest a culprit.

[peektuttut]

Yes, it would. Logically, it's an option. [He's got the Vulcan talk down, yes he does.]

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Miss Go? I know of no Miss Go. I know of a Nan Go.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Have you met the eyebrow of doom? CAUSE HERE IT IS]

Then that is of little use to me.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[OH GOSH THAT EYEBROW OF DOOM.]

I apologize, then, sir.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No harm was caused.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

Thank you, kind sir.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You found me! Hi there.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hello.

I presume I am meant to watch you.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, I don't think there's any need for that sort of thing! I'm all sorts of good at looking after myself. It's super kind of you to offer though, Mr...?

she is getting mocked so hard for this later.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That does not explain why I have a file on you in my quarters.

My name is Commander James Kirk.

this is why he's still a bad warden :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, it's lovely to meet you, Commander! My name is - oh, silly me, you know that already.

What does my file say?

[ingenue-bait.livejournal.com]

Say, you look sort of familiar. Who does your ears?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There is nothing abnormal done to my ears.

[ingenue-bait.livejournal.com]

No, not abnormal, it's just good work. You in an upcoming episode? Vulcan or Romulan?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I am Vulcan, if that is what you are asking.

[ingenue-bait.livejournal.com]

Sure. Man, you people take this seriously.