.011 - Vulcans are super cool

[captain_jtkirk]

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Fascinating.

I was not aware that anyone had perfected spontaneous and instantaneous beaming, especially without the subject's consent.

[Some papers shuffle as Kirk finds his Inmate's file. A lead! He follows it.]

If there is an individual named Miss Go aboard, I would recommend we speak at once.

[ooc: So in Kirk's never ending brilliant brain, he suggested to T'Pol that they switch their rank pips for Halloween. So that means he's stuck as Vulcan XO for the weekend. For reference's sake, Pike is his Captain. And a HUGE THANKS to Naomi for making the icons. Ilubb.]

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[peektuttut]

[Pine!Kirk had writing from this century.]

Did you have something to offer?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Suck it old timer.]

Seeing as I was given no prior warning to the teleportation, it would be most logical to deem it spontaneous. As that is the definition of the word.

[peektuttut]

Spontaneous for you, but not necessarily the one doing the teleporting. [You damn youngsters. ...Unless you're actually old as hell. Vulcans.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[... shit I didn't even think about how old Kirk is.]

The statement was in reference to myself, as I cannot explain anyone else's situation as I did not experience it.

[peektuttut]

[He can be a baby Vulcan of lol. Also. SIGH. VULCAN KIRK YOU ARE BOTHERSOME.]

Fair enough, but maybe we should be trying to explain how we got here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Lol yes, he's still a badass as a Vulcan.]

Indeed.

Perhaps we could start by determining if there is any commonality to where people have come from prior to being here.

[peektuttut]

Seems to me people are coming from all over. Starfleet officers seem to be in the minority, however.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There is always a pattern if you study something long enough.

[peektuttut]

So what's the pattern, Mister...?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Commander James Kirk.

I would say it seems as though most, if not all of us, are here in lieu of someone else.

[peektuttut]

[Pause. Pause pause pause.]

I'm sorry - did you say James Kirk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is the most approximate translation of my name into Standard.

[peektuttut]

[Pause pause long long long pause, Jesus Christ.]

Is this your attempt at humor?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should know that Vulcans do not make jokes.

[peektuttut]

Well you obviously aren't being serious.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no reason to lie.

[peektuttut]

[You are so lying you punk. :|] I'm James T. Kirk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE LYING FIRST]

Fascinating.

[peektuttut]

[NO U]

You can say that again.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Lol watch him be a dick.]

Fascinating.

[peektuttut]

[Oh you dick. Just have an annoyed stare. If this is video. Annoyed silence if not. :|]