captain_jtkirk | .071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

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.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.

[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: ~~mostly~~.]

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Are we seriously back on the theory that I'm somehow incapable of experiencing emotion like normal people? If I'm upset, I can still function. And before you bring up that one freaking flood in January and the consequences thereof, allow me to distinguish 'upset' from 'traumatized following a week of being hideously brutalized'.

Edited 2010-05-07 01:20 (UTC)

Uh no, I was implying that you didn't really care about your friendship with him.

For which I will kindly invite you to get bent. Are we done here?

No, no we're not. Because I'm through putting up with your snotty attitude.

Sure you are. So, what are you going to do about it?

What do you want me to do, Shego?

What do I want you to do? I want you to go back to your ménage a trois with your spaceship and your CMO, since obviously the novelty of this place wore off a long time ago.

Do you remember what I said to you during the flood?

You mean what you said to me when I was twelve years old and too dumb to question it?

Yeah, I remember.

I've never lied to you, Shego. It might do you good to remember that once in a while.

Gee, I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be transformed by the power of your honesty? Bite me.

I don't give up, Shego. Ever. And if I have to drag you kicking and screaming to your own goddamn graduation then I will and it's only going to be unpleasant for you if you resist.

Fine. Great. Enjoy your eternity here, I know I will.

Great. I look forward to seeing your smiling face at the CES tomorrow.

Edited 2010-05-07 09:22 (UTC)

And for what diabolical purpose is this playdate?

Bones told me to tell you to keep yourself out of trouble and to keep an eye on my fool ass until he gets back and my fool ass wants to try rock climbing. So you get to come with.

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What do you mean, 'until he gets back'?

It's a pretty self explanatory statement, Shego.

Hm.

You do know that if you drag me along rock climbing with you, your chances of survival are actually going to decrease, right?

Probably but you still have to come with. Maybe you'll even enjoy the sport.

I can guarantee that I won't. See you tomorrow.

[Kirk is waiting for Shego outside of the CES, wearing his standard issue work out clothes from Starfleet, which meant basically that his t-shirt and his shorts were on the tight side and probably showed off more of his muscle tone than Shego ever wanted to see. But too bad because this is all that he has to wear.]

Shego, on the other hand, has got you soundly beaten on the 'tight and show-offy' fronts because she's back in the supervillain catsuit. It's practical, shut up. She strides up to him looking like she'd rather be anywhere else and comes to a dead halt, hands on her hips.

"Let's just get this over with."

Kirk notices the catsuit and he gives you a pretty decent Look for it that says everything that he needs to say without him actually having to say it.

"You know, there's nothing to stop me from shoving you off the rock face either if you keep up the attitude."

Edited 2010-05-08 11:41 (UTC)

"Yeah, because breaking every bone in my body is going to be soooo helpful to my rehabilitation, right?"

She taps her foot, waiting for him to open the door. "And I figure I should give you tips like that, since nothing you've done in the last eight-months-and-some has made me a better person. See? I'm so completely meeting you halfway."

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