captain_jtkirk | .071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

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.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.

[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: ~~mostly~~.]

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I said that I would.

Excuse me for being unable to express how I'm brimming over with joy.

I can feel it all the way over here regardless.

Have you showered since I left?

I have been completely attentive to matters of personal hygiene, diet and exercise. I'm sorry if your ego can't take this, Jimmy, but I did not fall to pieces even a tiny little bit while you were gone.

I was thinking that you were still upset about Bones. But I like that you turned over that leaf in about a week.

Are we seriously back on the theory that I'm somehow incapable of experiencing emotion like normal people? If I'm upset, I can still function. And before you bring up that one freaking flood in January and the consequences thereof, allow me to distinguish 'upset' from 'traumatized following a week of being hideously brutalized'.

Edited 2010-05-07 01:20 (UTC)

Uh no, I was implying that you didn't really care about your friendship with him.

For which I will kindly invite you to get bent. Are we done here?

No, no we're not. Because I'm through putting up with your snotty attitude.

Sure you are. So, what are you going to do about it?

What do you want me to do, Shego?

What do I want you to do? I want you to go back to your ménage a trois with your spaceship and your CMO, since obviously the novelty of this place wore off a long time ago.

Do you remember what I said to you during the flood?

You mean what you said to me when I was twelve years old and too dumb to question it?

Yeah, I remember.

I've never lied to you, Shego. It might do you good to remember that once in a while.

Gee, I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be transformed by the power of your honesty? Bite me.

I don't give up, Shego. Ever. And if I have to drag you kicking and screaming to your own goddamn graduation then I will and it's only going to be unpleasant for you if you resist.

Fine. Great. Enjoy your eternity here, I know I will.

Great. I look forward to seeing your smiling face at the CES tomorrow.

Edited 2010-05-07 09:22 (UTC)

And for what diabolical purpose is this playdate?

Bones told me to tell you to keep yourself out of trouble and to keep an eye on my fool ass until he gets back and my fool ass wants to try rock climbing. So you get to come with.

...

What do you mean, 'until he gets back'?

It's a pretty self explanatory statement, Shego.

Hm.

You do know that if you drag me along rock climbing with you, your chances of survival are actually going to decrease, right?

Probably but you still have to come with. Maybe you'll even enjoy the sport.