captain_jtkirk | .061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

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.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?

[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

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"It's breezier than I was expecting."

[She smooths her palms against the skirt before turning to grin at Uhura.]

"You could do that as a woman and no one would complain either."

[Feeling in a rare mood, he merely snorted at that.]

I would mind. And I'm sure Spock would not appreciate it, either. Here...[He pulled out the shoes and set them down.]

You might as well wear those, too.

"Spock needs to learn to share."

[Kirk grabbed the boots, staring at them for a moment before shrugging and bending over slightly to struggle with putting them on. They weren't really anything like her normal ones.]

"Can I borrow underwear if I promise to burn it after?"

[He sighed for a moment and nodded. Underwear, yes. He would just go without, thank you very much. But, as for Kirk...she could suffer. He smirked and pulled out two matching sets- red and black- thong and all. Ones that were too small, so they were rarely worn.]

Here. Enjoy. I thought the colors might help you attract...well, whatever it is that you're looking for.

[Kirk turned the underwear over in her hands a couple times, looking pleasantly intrigued.]

"Nothing wrong with trying this body out."

[He wrinkled his nose and just shook his head.] On second thought, burn the dress when this flood is over. I have two others and...I don't need to think about what you did.

"If you take off my clothes around anyone else, please do the same."

[He gave his Captain an annoyed look.] I have doubts that will happen, Captain.

Make sure that you get makeup from someone. [He gave Kirk a grin that still seemed quite "innocent."]

[Kirk scowled at him.]

"I'm kind of a knock out without it. I dunno if you noticed."

[He just laughed. He knew that Kirk was right, but still...he had to find amusement somehow. Even if it was at Kirk's expense.]

Just wait until you wake up in the morning. Or after you take a shower.

"I've already taken a shower."

[Yeah. That of shower. She had to get to know the lay of the land after all.]

"Try not to be too jealous of how much better at being a woman than you I am."

[Uhura kind of wanted to vomit. She was such a child!]

When you end up pregnant, don't come crying to me.

"Please, I'll throw myself down a flight of stairs if I ever feel even faintly nauseous."

[The sad part was that she wasn't kidding. But she didn't want children when she was a boy either. And had done a pretty good job of avoiding it, as far as she was aware.]

"I know how to have safe sex, Uhura. Calm down."

[He only waved a hand and walked to his desk, putting it all away. Now that he had clothes, he planned on going...somewhere.]

Go have fun, then, Captain.

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