.061 - loool yeah spamming you losers again

[captain_jtkirk]

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Heh.

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Who wants to try out multiple orgasms?


[Yeah. Kirk is one well adjusted person. Who is probably touching himself right now.]

[ooc; PB is Yvonne Strahovski]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk scowled at him.]

"I'm kind of a knock out without it. I dunno if you noticed."

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[He just laughed. He knew that Kirk was right, but still...he had to find amusement somehow. Even if it was at Kirk's expense.]

Just wait until you wake up in the morning. Or after you take a shower.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"I've already taken a shower."

[Yeah. That of shower. She had to get to know the lay of the land after all.]

"Try not to be too jealous of how much better at being a woman than you I am."

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[Uhura kind of wanted to vomit. She was such a child!]

When you end up pregnant, don't come crying to me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Please, I'll throw myself down a flight of stairs if I ever feel even faintly nauseous."

[The sad part was that she wasn't kidding. But she didn't want children when she was a boy either. And had done a pretty good job of avoiding it, as far as she was aware.]

"I know how to have safe sex, Uhura. Calm down."

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

[He only waved a hand and walked to his desk, putting it all away. Now that he had clothes, he planned on going...somewhere.]

Go have fun, then, Captain.