James T. Kirk (
captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-02-14 06:37 pm
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.058 - he's alive! rejoice
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[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]
Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--
[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]
Huh.
Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.
[ooc; As with everyone else's posts this port, spams are cool. Sam will be with him for a bit. And I'm calling this the Shotgun Wedding hangover which comes about after you've completed the marriage but have no love potion in you.
Oh and I'm back, lolyay]
[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]
Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--
[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]
Huh.
Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.
[ooc; As with everyone else's posts this port, spams are cool. Sam will be with him for a bit. And I'm calling this the Shotgun Wedding hangover which comes about after you've completed the marriage but have no love potion in you.
Oh and I'm back, lolyay]
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Wait, what the hell did you do? Please tell me you didn't buy Sam again.
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Is it possible for water to be spiked?
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I should have known this would happen, you're like a damned magnet for trouble. Where are you anyway?
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Kissing Town?
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Yay.
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Best port ever.
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It's not every day you're married at gunpoint by Captain Kirk.
[Well, at least nothing was consummated.]
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So he just smiles in response to that glare.]
"I'm not going to tolerate this sass from you when we go back to the Barge, you know. It's all making the bed and making my dinner for you from now on."
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Ha ha. Unfortunately for your dinner, I believe in a marriage of equals. [He crosses his arms.] So it looks like you'll be on your own for all that.
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"You're going to make me beat you with a belt to get you to behave aren't you?"
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"You think this is legally binding?"
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No, thank god. I may already be married anyway, according to Prefect.
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Joint custody with Captain Kirk? Right, just so long as you promise not to stick him in a red shirt.
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"You remember that I used to be Prefect's Warden, right?"
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I don't remember a bloody thing about this place.
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[Spam] WHOOPS I thought I'd already replied