captain_jtkirk: (functional alcoholism is awesome)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-02-14 06:37 pm

.058 - he's alive! rejoice

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[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]

Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--

[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]

Huh.

Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.

[ooc; As with everyone else's posts this port, spams are cool. Sam will be with him for a bit. And I'm calling this the Shotgun Wedding hangover which comes about after you've completed the marriage but have no love potion in you.

Oh and I'm back, lolyay]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thank god, you have to get your ass over here befor-

Wait, what the hell did you do? Please tell me you didn't buy Sam again.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
If I did, I don't think it worked the way I planned.

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
That response isn't helping. Well, what happened?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to talk about it.

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't tell me you got married too.

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
If you haven't noticed about half the community has been getting drunkenly hitched.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
In case you haven't noticed, I'm really hungover right now.

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
... You did get married to him, didn't you? Oh for the love of- you've snapped out of it? Don't drink anything, especially not 'head over heels,' you hear me?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT. ADMITTING TO IT. EVER.]

Is it possible for water to be spiked?

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S WHAT GIVES YOU AWAY.]

I should have known this would happen, you're like a damned magnet for trouble. Where are you anyway?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THIS SHIT.]

Kissing Town?

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. You're still alive.

Yay.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And so are you.

Best port ever.
bythe_books: (WHATEVUR PHYLLIS)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-02-15 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sam just. GLARES. Unimpressed. All he wanted to do was enjoy a drink after his bear attack!]

It's not every day you're married at gunpoint by Captain Kirk.

[Well, at least nothing was consummated.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is better than a drink. Because Kirk is an animal in the sack.

So he just smiles in response to that glare.]

"I'm not going to tolerate this sass from you when we go back to the Barge, you know. It's all making the bed and making my dinner for you from now on."
bythe_books: (i hate the 70s)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-02-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sam should be proud to be married to the awesome dude he used to watch on TV.]

Ha ha. Unfortunately for your dinner, I believe in a marriage of equals. [He crosses his arms.] So it looks like you'll be on your own for all that.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Being married to James T. Kirk is an honor on no less than seven planets. You're the luckiest man in the universe.]

"You're going to make me beat you with a belt to get you to behave aren't you?"
bythe_books: (peek-a-boo!)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-02-15 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful. [He arches an eyebrow, keeping his expression neutral, although he is joking now.] I might have to run to Bones for comfort.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah cause he is an excellent marriage counselor." [Feel the sarcasm. Feel it.]

"You think this is legally binding?"
bythe_books: (paperwork)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-02-16 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam shakes his head.]

No, thank god. I may already be married anyway, according to Prefect.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I still get half of Prefect when we get back though, right? You can half of Shego if you want."
bythe_books: (giggle!)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2010-02-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs a little. YOU'LL FIND HE'S A LITTLE MORE AGREEABLE now that he thinks you're just his memory of watching Star Trek manifested as a person.]

Joint custody with Captain Kirk? Right, just so long as you promise not to stick him in a red shirt.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[This actually works in Kirk's favor. But of course he's going to mess with it.]

"You remember that I used to be Prefect's Warden, right?"
bythe_books: (nice hat)

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[Sam gives him a skeptical look.]

I don't remember a bloody thing about this place.

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