captain_jtkirk | .058 - he's alive! rejoice

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.058 - he's alive! rejoice

[Voice Post]

[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]

Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--

[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]

Huh.

Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.

[ooc; As with everyone else's posts this port, spams are cool. Sam will be with him for a bit. And I'm calling this the Shotgun Wedding hangover which comes about after you've completed the marriage but have no love potion in you.

Oh and I'm back, lolyay]

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[Being married to James T. Kirk is an honor on no less than seven planets. You're the luckiest man in the universe.]

"You're going to make me beat you with a belt to get you to behave aren't you?"

Careful. [He arches an eyebrow, keeping his expression neutral, although he is joking now.] I might have to run to Bones for comfort.

"Yeah cause he is an excellent marriage counselor." [Feel the sarcasm. Feel it.]

"You think this is legally binding?"

[Sam shakes his head.]

No, thank god. I may already be married anyway, according to Prefect.

"I still get half of Prefect when we get back though, right? You can half of Shego if you want."

[He laughs a little. YOU'LL FIND HE'S A LITTLE MORE AGREEABLE now that he thinks you're just his memory of watching Star Trek manifested as a person.]

Joint custody with Captain Kirk? Right, just so long as you promise not to stick him in a red shirt.

[This actually works in Kirk's favor. But of course he's going to mess with it.]

"You remember that I used to be Prefect's Warden, right?"

[Sam gives him a skeptical look.]

I don't remember a bloody thing about this place.

"But Kissing Town is so memorable."

[But for reals. Kirk doesn't really hate Sam anymore, not like he used to. Sort of respects him. And sees a chance to bury an old hatchet so he's going for it.]

"And we used to be sort of friends. Not close. But I think we got on well enough. Sucks about your memories though. It means you don't remember when I saved you at a slave auction."

[Murmuring:] It's all the same as the Barge, really.

[That's... astoundingly mature, Kirk!]

Yeah? [He arches a brow, looking amused, since being friends with Captain Kirk? Definitely something Sam would've loved once upon a time. This only confirms his suspicion that his inner child has something to do with the unraveling of his subconscious. But then he hears the words "slave auction" and gets mighty concerned.]

Hang on-- [He holds his hands up.] A... slave auction?

[Kirk is full of surprises, man. And badly explained anecdotes.]

"Uh, one of the other ports. You somehow got captured as a slave. So I bought you to free you."

What? Where were we, the planet of the Klingons? [Sam's Star Trek knowledge: watch it fail. That's what he gets for only being a casual viewer.]

[He paces for a moment, then crosses his arms.] So, in my time here, I've been... purchased... and married. Twice. Any more surprises?

"God no." [Though Kirk does give him a weird look for that, because generally the only people who know about stuff back home are the same people who like to tell him that he's not real.] "It was in Ancient Rome actually. Lovely place."

[Kirk thinks for a moment before shaking his head.] "Nothing else I can remember. But like I said, we weren't close."

Ancient... [Sam finds himself a chair and plops himself down on it.] This just gets more and more insane.

Right, well... [He nods.] Thanks, at least, for filling in some of the gaps. [He clasps his hands together and looks down, thinking, then looks at Kirk.] So, you were Prefect's warden for a bit? Anything I should know about him? He seems pretty... mild mannered.

"You haven't tried to touch him yet, I see." [Kirk made a slight face.] "He doesn't like that. And he's sort of... stoic at times. I'd say that if he says he's fine, then he isn't."

No. I'm not really the... hands on type. [He mutters:] That's usually Gene Hunt's area of expertise.

[Then, Sam nods, listening.] Good to know, that.

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